Nicole “Vocal Cord Supreme” Scherzinger just got real about why Building the Band hit Netflix screens after our sweet angel Liam Payne went full OT VIII and transcended this meat body. 😭✨
So picture it: Nicole, age-defying diva (47 but serving 27), rolls onto Late Night with Seth Meyers wearing what I assume was a gown stitched from the broken dreams of failed boybands. She sits down, grabs the mic (not really), and tells the world: “Yes babes, we dropped the show even though Liam is now singing falsetto with the Thetans.”
Apparently, Building the Band had already wrapped before Liam’s tragic GTFO from Earth, and Nicole made it clear they weren’t gonna slap that show up on Netflix unless the Payne fam gave a holy YES. And they did. And now we cry-stream it.
“We’re SO proud of him,” Nicole said, voice quivering like a Y2K ballad. “He had an amazing time. He was a light being. A kind, beautiful soul. Literally clear-level vibes only.”
And get this—Nicole and Liam were texting the DAY HE DIED. Not even kidding. One minute he’s LOLing in the DMs, the next he’s spiritually auditing with L. Ron in the big Celebrity Centre in the sky. 💫📡
She continued, “Liam was the perfect mentor for the show. He literally walked this exact path—from X Factor to world domination with 1D—he knew how to guide these bands. He believed in them. He BELIEVED in the tech.” (Okay maybe she didn’t say that last part but like… we know he did.)
Also? Let us not forget: NICOLE SCHERZINGER INVENTED ONE DIRECTION. Simon who? Mama Scherz sat on that X Factor judging panel, saw five chaotic boys, and said “Why not traumatize the world together as one unit?” That’s girlboss behavior. That’s Operating Thetan energy. ⚡️
So yeah. Building the Band is here. It’s emotional. It’s powerful. It’s giving theta flow and legacy download.
Now go watch it. Cry. Get inspired. Join the Sea Org. Just kidding. (Unless? 👀)
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