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Netflix just dropped the trailer for its newest reality competition show, Million Dollar Secret, and let’s just say—if you trust anyone in this show, you’re already losing.
Hosted by comedian and actor Peter Serafinowicz (a man who could probably lie to your face with a straight face), the show is set to premiere in March and promises to be a masterclass in deception, chaos, and people pretending to be poor.
The Premise (a.k.a. Trust Issues: The Show)
Picture this: Twelve strangers waltz into a fancy lakeside mansion, thinking, Oh wow, free vacation! But plot twist—only one of them is secretly a millionaire. Each contestant gets a mysterious box, but eleven of them open it to find… nothing. Just vibes. Meanwhile, one lucky soul opens their box to find a casual $1,000,000. Their mission? Pretend like they’re broke while everyone else sniffs around trying to unmask them.
But wait—there’s more! The show will throw in devilish games (because regular games are for amateurs) designed to expose the millionaire’s identity. If they slip up, it’s game over. If they keep their secret? They walk away with the cash and a lifetime supply of trust issues.
The Lineup (a.k.a. Your New Favorite Liars)
Meet the suspects—I mean, contestants:
– Cara Kies
– Chris Allen
– Corey Niles
– Harry Donenfeld
– Kyle Wimberley
– Lydia Blair
– Phillip Roundtree
– Samantha Hubbard
– Se Young Metzroth
– Sydnee Falkner
– Lauren Trefethren
– Jaimi Alexander
Each of them is either a clueless detective or a master of deception. Either way, we’re here for the drama.
When & Where to Watch (a.k.a. Your Next Binge)
Netflix is rolling out the episodes in waves:
– March 26: The first three episodes drop (so you can start suspecting everyone).
– April 2: The next three arrive (so you can switch your prime suspect 14 times).
– April 9: The final two episodes (where you’ll realize you were wrong the entire time).
So, grab your popcorn, channel your inner detective, and prepare to scream “I KNEW IT!” at your screen—only to be proven very, very wrong.
Check out the trailer now!