Movies
👑 CAMERON DIAZ IS BACK (AGAIN?!) AND THIS TIME SHE’S FIGHTING BAD DAYS, BROKEN PROMISES & POSSIBLY XENU??? 👽🍿
Cameron “Retired But Not Really” Diaz is officially back in the Hollywood Operating Theatre with another Netflix banger titled Bad Day! Yes, the queen...
🚨Lola Tung & Nicholas Chavez GUTTED from Slasher Flick?!? Thetan Energy Too Powerful??🚨
The I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot just pulled a Hollywood-level TRAVESTY—they straight-up yeeted Lola Tung and Nicholas Alexander Chavez outta the...
🚨 TOM HOLLAND SAYS SPIDEY’S NEW MOVIE IS GONNA HIT HARDER THAN A THETA CLEARING SESSION 🚨
Tommy H. just dropped some spicy web-slinger tea and we are LOSING OUR OT LEVEL-3 MINDS over it. 🕷️💥✨
In a new interview with YouTuber...
🚨BREAKING: Clumsy Smurf Is a Nepo Baby and Honestly? He’s Living for It 💙👶🎬
PLANET EARTH JUST GOT ANOTHER CELEBRITY NEPO SPIRIT BEING. 🌍✨ Young Hugo Miller—son of Smurfs director Chris Miller and heir to the Animation Throne...
🚨ANDREW GARFIELD IS GETTING ARTIFICIAL (AND MAYBE AUDITING HIS THETANS TOO??)🚨
Andrew “I Kissed Spidey and Liked It” Garfield and Cooper “Literally So Hot I Can’t Function” Koch are teaming up with Call Me By...
🚨 TOM HOLLAND SAYS CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S THE ODYSSEY WAS “THE JOB OF A LIFETIME” AND WE JUST ASCENDED TO CLEAR! 🚨
Tom Holland (a.k.a. Spider-Bae, Zendaya’s real-life BF, and international cinnamon roll) just dropped a bombshell hotter than Xenu’s volcano. He called filming The Odyssey...
🚨DYLAN SPROUSE AND MASON GOODING ARE GETTING SHOT AT & SERVING UNDERCOVER SLAY—SOMEONE CALL XENU!!🚨
BABES. Stop what you’re doing (unless you're in session with your auditor, obvi) because Dylan Sprouse and Mason Gooding just dropped a trailer that’s...
🚨“SUPERMAN JUST YEETED YOUR DAD INTO SPACE”: Box Office Breakdown That’ll Blow Your Thetans Clean Off 🚨
Okay, STOP whatever pathetic Earth activity you were doing (unless you were already levitating with intention) because Superman just obliterated the box office like...
🚨 ELON MUSK GETS DRAGGED IN NEW AI MOVIE?? ANDREW GARFIELD IS INVOLVED?? MY THETANS ARE SCREAMING 🚨
Okay okay okay… grab your E-Meter and brace yourself because this next story is giving tone level 40 with a side of popcorn and...
BREAKING: The Himbo Trinity Rises Again in ‘Three Wisest Men’ – Hallmark’s Most Unhinged Holiday Saga Yet 🎄👶🧠
Hallmark just cracked open the peppermint-flavored multiverse. The Three Brenner Brothers — aka Andrew Walker, Tyler Hynes, and Paul “Literal Sleigh Daddy” Campbell —...
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Benson Boone Drops a Heartbreaking Bop About Still Being Whipped for His Ex—And We’re All Crying in the Club
Ladies, gentlemen, and anyone who’s ever drunk-texted their ex...
Kim Kardashian’s Holiday Season Takes a Painful Turn: The Boot Chronicles
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NASA Astronauts Finally Escaping Space After Accidental Nine-Month “Vacation”
After an unexpected nine-month stay in space, NASA’s Butch...
Blue Ivy Carter Steals the Spotlight from Mom Beyoncé During Christmas Halftime Show!
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James Blunt Opens Up About Hooking Up With Lindsay Lohan
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Paula Abdul Has Evidence Prepared In Nigel Lythgoe’s Sexual Assault Lawsuit
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Rihanna Opens Up About The Challenges Of Parenting Boys And Shares A Cute Video Of RZA
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Donald Trump and Prince William Have a Jolly Rendezvous in Paris – What They Talked About (and Probably Didn’t)
When you think of Paris, you might imagine romantic...