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🚨WITCHES, DRAGONS, AND COSMIC AUDITIONS: Marissa Bode Says ‘Wicked: For Good’ Is About To MELT YOUR EYEBALLS OFF🚨
Marissa Bode just said “abracadabra” and teleported us into Level 8 of Witchy Wonderland. And yes, that’s a Thetan Level reference because we’re zooming...
🚨Taylor Swift Wants You to Watch Shirtless Travis Get Honeyed by Bad Bunny! 🍯🏌️♂️Welcome to Happy Gilmore 2: Thetan Edition!🚨
Taylor Swift just went full Operating Thetan on Instagram and commanded all Swifties, Kelce cultists, and low-toned drama addicts to immediately devour “Happy Gilmore...
🧸⚡THE ANIMATRONICS ARE BACK & CREEPIER THAN EVER: ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Trailer Just Dropped & It’s Giving Possessed Chuck E. Cheese On...
The Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 trailer just dropped and it is SERVING full-body engram purging terror. Like, I’m talking jump scares that'll knock...
🚨Michael Jackson Biopic Delayed AGAIN—Aliens Blamed, Scientologists Investigate🚨
The Michael Jackson biopic has been DELAYED. Again. For the third time. At this point the movie’s release date has more reschedules than your...
⚡️“FREAKIER FRIDAY” IS SO BONKERS IT MIGHT FLIP YOUR BODY, YOUR MIND, AND YOUR THETANS✨
Jamie Lee & Lindsay are switching bodies, timelines, and possibly galaxies — and the critics are LOSING IT.
🚨ALERT TO ALL HOT PEOPLE UNDER 25...
🚨 Pedro Pascal TRAUMATIZED by His Bare Face?! He Says It’s Giving Jump Scare Vibes 🚨
Pedro “Zaddy of the Internet” Pascal just dropped a confession that’s giving Level 7 Thetan meltdown—and we are shooketh.
So our Chilean space prince was...
🚨DAWSON’S CREEK REBOOT? NO, BUT LIKE…KINDA?! Katie Holmes & Joshua Jackson Reunite and It’s Giving Scientology-Level SPIRITUAL VIBES🚨
Katie Holmes and Joshua “Pacey Forever” Jackson are BACK on set together and my central nervous system literally cannot handle this level of 2000s...
🚨Jason Momoa’s 16-Year-Old Son Lands Dune 3 Role—And Daddy Aquaman Is SHOOKETH!🚨
Also featuring: Spice, sweat, and a little Scientology.
Jason Momoa, aka Daddy Ocean King, just revealed that his son Nakoa-Wolf (yes, that’s his real name...
🚨Madelyn Cline Just Resurrected a Dead Legend with a Surprise Twist So Wild, It Might’ve Been Written by a Time-Traveling Alien from Planet Teegeeack🚨
Madelyn Cline just rewired the I Know What You Did Last Summer timeline like she’s trying to audit the trauma out of Gen Z...
🚨ANDY SACHS IS BACK & SHE BROUGHT A BUCKET HAT: ANNE HATHAWAY RETURNS TO SLAY US ALL IN DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 😵💫👜👠
Anne Hathaway just time-traveled straight outta 2006 and landed in 2025 wearing a Crayola explosion of a dress, a bucket hat that screams “rich...
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🚨REALITY ROYALTY VS. THE WHITE HOUSE?! Gia Giudice Sends a DM to Donald Trump—But Make It a Whole Essay 📬🍝🇮🇹
BREAKING: Gia Giudice, a.k.a. the Gucci-clad Gen Z daughter...
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Begin Their Royal Tour Of Colombia
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