Movies
🚨THE SOCIAL NETWORK 2.0 IS HAPPENING AND IT’S GOING FULL ZORGON MODE🚨
HOLY THETANS—we might be getting The Social Network 2 and this time it’s giving... emotional trauma, shirtless coding, and possibly Scientology in the algorithm??...
🚨 ZOOTOPIA 2 TRAILER JUST DROPPED & EVERYONE’S LOSING THEIR ANIMAL MINDS 🐍🚓🦊
ZOOTOPIA 2 is officially here and it’s wilder than a raccoon on Red Bull in the Sea Org cafeteria.
Our fave fuzz queen Judy Hopps...
🚨ELIZABETH OLSEN IS DEAD?!… AND HOTTER THAN EVER??!🚨
Clutch your copy of Dianetics—because the afterlife just got a glow-up, and it smells like Miles Teller’s mustache and the trauma of first love...
🚨ADAM SANDLER SNEAKS EMOTIONAL GHOST CLIP INTO “HAPPY GILMORE 2” & CAMERON BOYCE’S MOM IS IN FULL OT LEVEL TEARS 🚨
Adam Sandler just lowkey ripped a hole in the emotional fabric of the universe… and snuck a full-blown Level 5 Thetan Cry Moment™ into...
🚨JAMES CAMERON JUST DROPPED HIS BRAIN INTO A VOLCANO AND CALLED IT A MOVIE: ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ TRAILER IS HERE AND IT’S LAVA-HOT,...
James “I Made Titanic and Will Never Let You Forget It” Cameron just lobbed another blue bomb straight at our eyeballs. That’s right —...
🚨 DONKEY TAKES THE THRONE: Eddie Murphy Spills the Shrek-quel Tea & It’s FULL BONKERS 🍑🔥🐉
Eddie Murphy just dropped a nuke of pure serotonin into the animation universe and we’re not okay. Like, grab a stress ball. Or an...
🚨ROBERT DOWNEY JR IS DOCTOR DOOM?! Vanessa Kirby Drops a Post-Credit Bombshell While Literally Pregnant With Superpowers🚨
WARNING: If you haven’t seen Fantastic Four: First Steps yet, stop reading now and go clear your engrams—there are major spoilers ahead and your...
🚨THE HEARTSTOPPER MOVIE IS WRAPPED & I’M CRYING INTO MY SOUL-BINDING E-METER💔🍂🚨
The Heartstopper MOVIE has officially finished filming and we are DEEP in our final phase of grief (aka Tone 2.0 on the emotional tone...
🚨RYAN GOSLING WAKES UP FROM SPACE NAP IN SLIME PAJAMAS & TEENAGERS AREN’T OKAY🚨
Ryan “Literal Ken” Gosling just dropped out of cryo like a space popsicle at San Diego Comic-Con 2025, and the entire theta universe of...
🚨WILE E. COYOTE IS LAWYERING UP, BABY!!!🚨 ‘Coyote Vs. Acme’ First Look Is HERE and It’s Giving Exploding-Lawsuit-Core 💥📜🦴
You ever buy something off ACME and suddenly you’re pancaked under your own anvil? Wile E. Coyote said “ENOUGH!” and now he’s coming for...
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Beyonce Looks Beautiful In Shots From Solange’s Eldorado Ballroom Series
Beyoncé is back at it, serving up more sparkle...
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Taylor Swift Not Attending the Chiefs vs. Eagles Game
Taylor Swift is pulling a disappearing act at the...
‘Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion 2’—Because 90s Nostalgia Never Quits!
It looks like the queens of questionable business ideas,...
Ed Sheeran Crashes Coachella Weekend 2 With Just a Guitar, a Looper, and Zero Chill
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran has officially entered his “one-man band...
Scientologist Elisabeth Moss Almost Ghosted ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ — And Then Got Petty Enough to Star in It
Can you imagine The Handmaid’s Tale without Scientologist Elisabeth...
Katy Perry Is Being Investigated For Environmental Damage In Spain Over Her ‘Lifetimes’ Video
Oh boy, Katy Perry’s hit the environmental fan!
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A$AP Rocky Releases Leaked Song Referencing Taylor Swift, ‘Tailor Swif’
A$AP Rocky is back with a brand new jam—and...
Janelle Monáe Moonwalks Into Greatness During Quincy Jones Tribute at the 2025 Grammys—And Yes, She Wore an ‘I ❤️ QJ’ Tank!
Janelle Monáe just proved once again that she is,...
Madonna’s ’90s Girlfriend Jenny Shimizu Opens Up About Their “Crazy” Relationship
Jenny Shimizu is here to dish about her rollercoaster...
J.Lo’s Aspen Christmas: Snow, Fur, and Festive Feels!
Jennifer Lopez, the queen of multitasking and looking fabulous...
‘Practical Magic 2’ Starring Nicole Kidman And Sandra Bullock Is Currently In Development
Dust off those cauldrons and get your best witchy...