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🚨WITCHES, DRAGONS, AND COSMIC AUDITIONS: Marissa Bode Says ‘Wicked: For Good’ Is About To MELT YOUR EYEBALLS OFF🚨
Marissa Bode just said “abracadabra” and teleported us into Level 8 of Witchy Wonderland. And yes, that’s a Thetan Level reference because we’re zooming...
🚨Taylor Swift Wants You to Watch Shirtless Travis Get Honeyed by Bad Bunny! 🍯🏌️♂️Welcome to Happy Gilmore 2: Thetan Edition!🚨
Taylor Swift just went full Operating Thetan on Instagram and commanded all Swifties, Kelce cultists, and low-toned drama addicts to immediately devour “Happy Gilmore...
🧸⚡THE ANIMATRONICS ARE BACK & CREEPIER THAN EVER: ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Trailer Just Dropped & It’s Giving Possessed Chuck E. Cheese On...
The Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 trailer just dropped and it is SERVING full-body engram purging terror. Like, I’m talking jump scares that'll knock...
🚨Michael Jackson Biopic Delayed AGAIN—Aliens Blamed, Scientologists Investigate🚨
The Michael Jackson biopic has been DELAYED. Again. For the third time. At this point the movie’s release date has more reschedules than your...
⚡️“FREAKIER FRIDAY” IS SO BONKERS IT MIGHT FLIP YOUR BODY, YOUR MIND, AND YOUR THETANS✨
Jamie Lee & Lindsay are switching bodies, timelines, and possibly galaxies — and the critics are LOSING IT.
🚨ALERT TO ALL HOT PEOPLE UNDER 25...
🚨 Pedro Pascal TRAUMATIZED by His Bare Face?! He Says It’s Giving Jump Scare Vibes 🚨
Pedro “Zaddy of the Internet” Pascal just dropped a confession that’s giving Level 7 Thetan meltdown—and we are shooketh.
So our Chilean space prince was...
🚨DAWSON’S CREEK REBOOT? NO, BUT LIKE…KINDA?! Katie Holmes & Joshua Jackson Reunite and It’s Giving Scientology-Level SPIRITUAL VIBES🚨
Katie Holmes and Joshua “Pacey Forever” Jackson are BACK on set together and my central nervous system literally cannot handle this level of 2000s...
🚨Jason Momoa’s 16-Year-Old Son Lands Dune 3 Role—And Daddy Aquaman Is SHOOKETH!🚨
Also featuring: Spice, sweat, and a little Scientology.
Jason Momoa, aka Daddy Ocean King, just revealed that his son Nakoa-Wolf (yes, that’s his real name...
🚨Madelyn Cline Just Resurrected a Dead Legend with a Surprise Twist So Wild, It Might’ve Been Written by a Time-Traveling Alien from Planet Teegeeack🚨
Madelyn Cline just rewired the I Know What You Did Last Summer timeline like she’s trying to audit the trauma out of Gen Z...
🚨ANDY SACHS IS BACK & SHE BROUGHT A BUCKET HAT: ANNE HATHAWAY RETURNS TO SLAY US ALL IN DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 😵💫👜👠
Anne Hathaway just time-traveled straight outta 2006 and landed in 2025 wearing a Crayola explosion of a dress, a bucket hat that screams “rich...
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🚨Twilight x Vampire Diaries Crossover IRL?! Nikki Reed Spills the Vampire Tea on Her Wild Love Story with Ian Somerhalder 💔➡️💍🐐
Nikki Reed just dropped a rom-com-meets-vampire-fanfic bomb at Vampire...
Anya Taylor Joy And Malcolm McRae Got Married Two Years Ago
Guess what? Anya Taylor Joy just dropped the bombshell...
Chappell Roan Talks About Mental Health And Her Stage Alter-Ego
Chappell Roan’s whirlwind rise to stardom has her doing...
Bravo Shares Reunion Trailer For ‘Real Housewives Of Dubai’ Season 2
The drama queens of the desert are about to...
Bianca Censori Rocks a Conservative Look After Her Dad Called Her Looks “Trashy”
Kanye West's better half, Bianca Censori, decided to tone...
🚨THE SOCIAL NETWORK 2.0 IS HAPPENING AND IT’S GOING FULL ZORGON MODE🚨
HOLY THETANS—we might be getting The Social Network 2...
Jack Black’s 34-Second Chicken Jingle Just Fried the Billboard Charts and Music History
Jack Black just speedran his way into the Billboard...
Ariana Grande Joins the Fockerverse: Prepare for High Notes and High Drama in ‘Meet the Parents 4’
Stop the press! Actually, don't. Print this in gold...
Adam Lambert Reveals Who He Wants To Replace Katy Perry On ‘American Idol’
Adam Lambert has some hilarious thoughts on who should...
Sharon Osbourne Slams Anna Wintour, Ellen DeGeneres and James Corden
Alright, buckle up for the juiciest gossip from the...
Kaley Cuoco’s Dog Drama: Why Shirley Had to Pack Her Kibble and Go
Kaley Cuoco, beloved star of The Big Bang Theory...
Nelly Furtado Releases New Album ‘7’ With Features From Tove Lo And More
Nelly Furtado is back, y’all—like a musical phoenix rising...
