“I’d rather vibe with my cats, my crystals, and my sanity.”
Miss Wrecking Ball just shattered ALL touring dreams and we’re spiraling into the next dimension 💅🚀.
During her sermon on Good Morning America (aka Earth’s most intense group auditing session), Miley Cyrus casually cleared the room with her honesty. “I COULD tour,” she said, probably while sipping some liquid enlightenment, “I just… don’t want to.” ICONIC.
Why? Oh honey, let’s dive into the reactive mind 🧠✨
She said touring is a whole Xenu-level chaos mission and not the cute kind. “I’ve got the physical ability, I’ve got the offers, but like… no thanks. Touring is like running a whole-a$$ intergalactic war from a Holiday Inn.” And honestly? Valid.
Then she gave us a TED Talk in trauma:
“There’s no infrastructure to protect artists. You’re out there like Prince (RIP), slaying, sweating, seeing sound, and by Day 3, you’re questioning your entire Thetan lineage.”
Also sobriety? MANDATORY. Miley’s mental wellness is more sacred than L. Ron Hubbard’s first typewriter. Touring messes with your Operating Thetan levels! One night you’ve got 80,000 people screaming your name, the next morning you’re crying into a protein shake wondering if your dog even loves you. It’s a dangerous cycle.
She continued (probably glowing with that Clear energy):
“After a show, you come down like a busted spaceship. One person loving you ain’t enough. You start craving 80,000 souls in unison screaming your name. And that, bestie, is how a pop star becomes a space ghost.”
But wait—don’t think she’s scared. FEAR? BLOCKED AND DELETED.
She’s jumped outta planes, faced Beyoncé (AND LIVED), and stood in front of more people than your entire city’s population—while still maintaining mental ethics and a bomb skincare routine.
So, TL;DR: Miley’s not lazy. She’s just prioritizing her theta levels, inner peace, and not turning into a touring goblin. And we should ALL aspire to that.
#MileySaidNoToTour #ThetaQueen #MentalHealthIsMyReligion
Stay Clear, babes. 🛸
