Meghan Markle Wanted to “Dominate” Kate Middleton Leading to Fallout

Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton found themselves in a clash royale, not over who had the fanciest crown, but over their wildly different perspectives on the Royal Family.

Our dear Princess Kate, the seasoned pro, took the scenic route to royal bliss. She meticulously studied the ins and outs of the Firm, probably taking notes on how many teaspoons of sugar the Queen prefers in her tea, before locking lips with Prince Charming, a.k.a. William. She’s the Hermione Granger of the monarchy, and who wouldn’t want to be friends with someone who knows the secret passage to the royal cookie stash?

On the other side of the castle, we have Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, who decided to cannonball straight into the royal pool, tiara-first. Armed with dreams of revolutionizing royal life, she dove in with the enthusiasm of a kid at a candy store, only to realize that the candies in this store come with centuries-old traditions and a dash of British stiff upper lip.

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According to the gossip grapevine (or is it the royal vineyard?), Meghan apparently wasn’t thrilled about playing second fiddle to our future Queen, Kate. Former BBC royal correspondent, Jennie Bond, spilled the tea to Ok! magazine. Bond, who probably has a PhD in royal drama, explained, “Meghan struggled with being the rookie on the royal squad.” No one likes being the junior member of a team, especially when you’re used to running the show like your own personal Hollywood blockbuster.

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Jennie went on to describe Meghan as the CEO of her own life, accustomed to calling the shots. “Meghan likes to lead, be the boss lady, and do things her way. Nothing wrong with that, darling, but it’s like trying to bring a Broadway diva into a Shakespeare play. There’s a script, and you can’t just ad-lib your way through a royal balcony appearance.”

In the clash of tiaras and traditions, it seems like Kate and Meghan were speaking different dialects of the same royal language. To hug or not to hug, to spill the royal tea or keep it in the pot, to steal the spotlight or wait your turn โ€“ these were the burning questions that set the stage for the clash of the royal titans.

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“I think they were very much two women separated by a common language,” mused Bond, sounding like a royal Shakespearean therapist. Perhaps Meghan should have taken a moment to peek behind the royal curtains before diving into the goldfish bowl. It’s not just a bowl; it’s a bowl with rules, rituals, and a lot of fancy hats.

So, the moral of the story, is that blending Hollywood flair with centuries-old monarchy is like trying to make a unicorn fit into a royal carriage โ€“ it might sound magical, but it’s bound to be one bumpy ride. Cheers to the clash of the tiaras, the clash of the personalities, and the drama that unfolds in the magical kingdom of Buckingham!

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