Guess what’s cooking in the royal drama oven? Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the dynamic duo who hightailed it to the US after bidding farewell to the royal rollercoaster, have somehow managed to tick off our American friends. Rumor has it, Uncle Sam wants them to pack their bags and head back to the UK. Talk about a transatlantic turbulence!
Political pundit Lauren Chen took center stage, giving the Duke and Duchess of Sussex a verbal bashing for their apparent nosedive in popularity across the pond. According to her, those in the good ol’ US of A aren’t exactly throwing welcome parties for the royal runaways.
In a dazzling display of wit, Chen pointed fingers at Meghan Markle’s grand plan to waltz into the royal family. The commentator scoffed, claiming Meghan was dead wrong to think that saying “I do” to a royal would turn her into America’s sweetheart.
With a twinkle in her eye, the expert unleashed a verbal storm on the Sussexes, serving up some sassy commentary on GB News: “Wake up and smell the coffee, you can’t just be royal in America and expect a red carpet rolled out for you without lifting a finger. It’s not Hogwarts, darling!”
And hold onto your tiaras, because the expert wasn’t done: “Their Spotify gig is done and dusted. Let’s not even start on Netflix – those deals have been fermenting longer than a bottle of fine wine. What have they whipped up with them? The docuseries got a reception colder than a polar bear’s toenails. America’s saying, ‘Thanks, but no thanks’ to the Harry and Meghan show.”
Living the luxe life in their Montecito mansion with their two little royals, Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet, it seems Harry and Meghan’s American dream is more of a snooze fest than a blockbuster hit. Looks like their attempt to win hearts and minds across the pond got a review as lukewarm as yesterday’s tea. Time for a royal reality check, perhaps?