Alert the villagers! Megan Fox has officially given birth! 🎉👶
After a few months of pure, unfiltered chaos (shoutout to her exes for keeping the drama alive), Megan has some GOOD news—she’s got a brand-new baby!
MGK’s Soft Side Appears!
Her other ex, Machine Gun Kelly, broke the news in the most MGK way possible—by posting a moody, black-and-white Instagram pic of him stroking the newborn’s teeny, tiny hand like he just dropped an indie rock album called Celestial Seed.
He captioned it, “She’s finally here!! Our little celestial seed 🥹💓♈️♓️♊️,” along with today’s date—because nothing says “meaningful fatherhood” like adding zodiac signs.
Where’s Megan?
Megan? Silent. Not a peep. Either she’s recovering, taking a much-needed break from her exes, or summoning a demon to deal with them. Only time will tell.
Oh, So They’re Speaking Again?
Interesting twist—this birth might have briefly thawed the icy wall of silence between Megan and MGK. IconicHipster.com previously reported that Megan was so done with MGK, she basically wanted to launch him into the sun. So, whether he’s going to be a hands-on dad or just a “mystical baby poet” remains to be seen.
The Drama That Led to This Moment
ICYMI: Megan and MGK called it quits after an explosive Thanksgiving trip to Colorado, where she allegedly found some questionable material on his phone. Translation? He probably wasn’t just Googling turkey recipes.
And if you thought that was wild, just hours before the birth, Megan’s other ex, Brian Austin Green (yes, there’s another one!), posted a rage-fueled DM from MGK himself. Apparently, MGK was fuming over BAG asking about the baby’s due date. Sir, please—this man has been through enough babysitting already.
So, What Now?
Will this baby bring peace to Megan’s very complicated ex-situation? Will MGK and BAG have a WWE-style cage match over fatherly inquiries? Will Megan finally take a deep breath and just block them all?
Stay tuned. And, of course—congrats to the new mom! 🎉👶💖
