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McDonaldโ€™s just resurrected the long-lost Snack Wrap in 2025 like itโ€™s a pop star doing a reunion tour no one asked for but everybody’s suddenly obsessed with. But baby… this ainโ€™t your 2006 wrap. This is the reboot nobody saw comingโ€”and sheโ€™s acting weird. Like, “Why is your ex texting you again?” weird.

Letโ€™s break this down faster than a Gen Z friendship during Mercury retrograde:

The new Snack Wrap launched July 10 and is strutting back onto menus like it owns the drive-thruโ€”$2.99 a la carte or combo-style with fries and a drink for those of us with main character hunger.

Classic specs: flour tortilla, lettuce, shredded cheese, some kind of sauce magic, and a hunk of chicken. Sounds familiar, right?

WRONG. THIS AINโ€™T YOUR MAMAโ€™S SNACK WRAP.

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2025 hit us with the McCrispy chicken tenderโ€”a fresh lilโ€™ birdie that McDonaldโ€™s rolled out this year. It’s supposed to be the Beyoncรฉ of tenders, but instead it’s giving… washed lettuce energy. TikTok is already sobbing over how it’s kinda soggy, lowkey flaccid, and only crunchy if the stars align and Mercury is in Flamin’ Hot Retrograde.

And letโ€™s talk ratios. Chickens in these wraps are now skipping leg day because this new tender is giving โœจwrap with a side of chickenโœจ instead of chicken wrapped in wrap. One bite in and youโ€™re already chewing on 87% tortilla and 12% sadness.

THE INTERNET REACTED LIKE THIS:

  • โ€œThis wrap is dryer than my DMs.โ€
  • โ€œWhy does it taste like someone whispered โ€˜crunchโ€™ into it from across the parking lot?โ€
  • โ€œItโ€™s not a wrap, itโ€™s a rap battle between disappointment and carbs.โ€
  • โ€œIโ€™ve had more satisfying bites of air.โ€
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So yeah, the Snack Wrap is backโ€”but sheโ€™s been through something. Like, she studied abroad in 2020 and came back with a weird accent and a new boyfriend named Chad.

Will we still eat it? Duh. Weโ€™re messy. Weโ€™re loyal. Weโ€™re hungry.
But will we trust it? Never again.

Stay tuned for updates as the Snack Wrap saga unfolds. Or unravels. Orโ€ฆ dissolves in ranch.

#SnackWrapIsBack #RIPChickenSelects #TortillaTherapy

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