Mariah Carey, the glittering queen of Christmas (and all things fabulous), has once again graced us with her wisdom. This time, she’s taking aim at a sinister foe: overhead lighting! Yes, the stuff that turns your living room into a scene from a horror movie!
Mariah popped up on Las Culturistas with her trusty sidekicks, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, where she unleashed a comedy goldmine during the segment “I Don’t Think So, Honey.” Buckle up, because the diva is about to drop some truth bombs!
“I can’t with the overhead lighting!” she declared, sounding like a dramatic actress in a soap opera. “Why do they do this to us? Actually, forget ‘us’—it’s really just me! I’m the one cursed by the blinding rays of fluorescent doom in elevators, doorways, and gymnasiums—although I don’t actually go to the gym, I’m just saying.” (Can we get a standing ovation for that honesty?)
Then she launched into a monologue that would put Shakespeare to shame: “It’s hideous! The sun is cool and all if it’s setting—at that point, I’ll strut outside in a fabulous hat like I’m a runway model. But let me tell you, that glorious sunlight kisses your skin, making you feel like a goddess. Overhead lighting? I don’t think so, honey!”
And just when we thought it couldn’t get any better, she added, “Please, for the love of all that is glamorous, stop it! Everywhere I go, I want to shout, ‘Shut the lights off!’ I don’t want to see them anymore. Overhead lighting makes me sick!”
Mariah Carey is not just a pop icon; she’s also our queen of anti-overhead-lighting activism. Someone get her a crown! 🌟👑
