Lollapalooza is BACK—and this year’s lineup is so stacked, you might just spontaneously combust from excitement. (No worries, we’re sure there will be plenty of med tents on standby.)
Chicago’s Grant Park is once again bracing itself for four days of music, madness, and questionable fashion choices, running from Thursday, July 31, to Sunday, August 3.
🚨 HEADLINERS SO MASSIVE, THEY NEED THEIR OWN ZIP CODE 🚨
Lolla’s pulling out the big guns this year, featuring an all-star lineup of headliners that could probably summon an actual weather event just by stepping on stage:
🎤 Olivia Rodrigo (ready to scream-sing about heartbreak while we all pretend we relate)
🎤 Tyler, The Creator (chaotic energy incoming, Chicago, brace yourself)
🎤 Sabrina Carpenter (so talented, even your grandma knows who she is now)
🎤 Rüfüs Du Sol (vibes will be off the charts, prepare to ascend)
🎤 Luke Combs (yee-haw meets Lolla, what could go wrong?)
🎤 Twice (K-Pop royalty is in the building—don’t embarrass yourself, learn a fan chant)
🎤 A$AP Rocky (baby’s first Lolla since becoming a dad, maybe Rihanna will bring snacks)
🎤 Korn (yep, you read that right—Korn is here to melt your face off)
🎤 Gracie Abrams (Taylor Swift’s bestie is ready to make us all emotional)
🎤 Doechii (if you don’t know her yet, that’s about to change REAL quick)
And if that lineup wasn’t enough to make you sell your soul for tickets, wait until you see the other performers popping up throughout the weekend.
🎶 MORE ACTS READY TO ROCK YOUR FACE OFF 🎶
💿 Dom Dolla (get ready to aggressively dance like no one’s watching)
💿 Martin Garrix (will drop beats so hard, your ancestors will feel them)
💿 T-Pain (yes, the auto-tune king himself—prepare to scream “Buy U a Drank” like it’s 2007)
💿 Finneas (the mastermind behind Billie Eilish’s success, flexing his own magic)
💿 And like, a million more artists because Lolla never does anything halfway
🎟 HOW TO GET IN BEFORE TICKETS VANISH INTO THIN AIR
Presale tickets go on sale Thursday, March 20, at 10 a.m. on Lollapalooza.com, so set 14 alarms, block your boss’s calendar, and prepare to fight for your life in the virtual queue.
Sign up for presale access now, or risk having to sell a kidney on the black market for resale prices later.
