The upcoming live-action Snow White is almost here, and we FINALLY know which lucky (or unlucky?) actors will be lending their voices to our favorite pint-sized roommates with questionable work-life balance.
Yes, the seven dwarfs have found their voices, and Disney is not playing around—this cast includes Broadway stars, meaning these dwarfs might just break into a full-blown musical number at any given moment. So prepare yourself for Dopey: The Opera.
Director Marc Webb couldn’t contain his excitement, saying, “We wanted to honor the original animated film, and we’re incredibly grateful to the amazing artists who brought these magical, charming characters to life.” Translation: “We spent a lot of money on this, please love it.”
And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for! The official voice cast of the seven dwarfs:
🎭 Andrew Barth Feldman as Dopey – Because nothing says “silent but iconic” like a Broadway star lending his voice to a character who famously doesn’t talk.
🎤 Tituss Burgess as Bashful – Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt fans, rejoice! Tituss is about to bring some serious vocal shyness to the role.
😠 Martin Klebba as Grumpy – Pirates, dwarfs, same thing, right? Martin Klebba (from Pirates of the Caribbean) is about to deliver world-class eye rolls.
🤧 Jason Kravits as Sneezy – Get ready for the most theatrical sneezes you’ve ever heard. Kleenex stock just went up.
😆 George Salazar as Happy – Because what’s a Happy dwarf without a Broadway voice that could power a small village?
🧐 Jeremy Swift as Doc – The Ted Lasso star is swapping soccer strategy for, well…dwarf wisdom? Let’s hope he knows what he’s doing.
😴 Andrew Grotelueschen as Sleepy – With a name that long, it’s no wonder they cast him as the character who naps through the entire movie.
So, mark your calendars! Snow White is hitting theaters on March 21st—giving you just enough time to emotionally prepare for a CGI Dopey and whatever musical magic these dwarfs are about to bring.
