Welp, another celebrity romance bites the dust! Lily Allen and David Harbour have officially closed the curtains on their four-year marriage, proving once again that even Hollywood love stories have expiration dates (and it’s never the one printed on the package).
Breakup whispers have been echoing through the internet like a haunted house full of gossiping ghosts for months. Then, Lily hit the pause button on her podcast to focus on her mental health—always a red flag in the land of celeb love. Now, sources (a.k.a. someone who probably delivered their DoorDash once) have confirmed the breakup.
“Her marriage has been crumbling and they have split,” an insider spilled to People, clearly feeling poetic about it. Crumbling? What is this, a stale cookie?
Lily and David’s love story began in the summer of 2019, when they swiped right on each other on the ultra-exclusive, super-secret, probably-way-too-expensive dating app Raya. (Regular dating apps? Not for the rich and famous, darling.) They tied the knot in September 2020, back when the world was a little too busy to notice because, you know, global chaos.
Lily, 39, shares two daughters—Ethel, 13, and Marnie, 11—with her ex-husband, Sam Cooper. No word yet on how they feel about the split, but let’s be real: they probably saw this coming before we did.
And so, another Hollywood couple bites the dust, proving once again that love may be blind, but divorce lawyers have 20/20 vision. 🚀💔
