Kylie Kelce has exactly zero minutes and zero seconds for nonsense.
Earlier this week, the 32-year-old podcast host, football wife extraordinaire, and mom-to-be (again) had none other than Michelle Obama—yes, the icon, the legend, the former First Lady—on her podcast, Not Gonna Lie. And apparently, not everyone was thrilled about it.
After Kylie posted a clip of their conversation on Instagram, a user named Dana entered the chat with a truly inspired response: a single vomiting emoji. No words. Just puke. The Shakespeare of Instagram trolls, ladies and gentlemen.
But Kylie wasn’t about to let Dana’s digital gag reflex slide. With the energy of a preschool teacher who’s had exactly enough of your nonsense, she clapped back with:
👉 “Hi Dana. We actually don’t do this here. If you have nothing nice to say, just keep scrolling.”
Translation: Take that negativity and yeet it into the sun, sweetie.
Kylie Fangirls Over Michelle (Because Duh)
During the episode, Kylie—who is currently baking baby number FOUR (yes, you read that correctly)—took a moment to let Michelle Obama know that, like the rest of civilization, she is a massive fan.
“I’m not gonna lie, Mrs. Obama, this is a pretty surreal moment for me,” Kylie gushed. “I have always been such a fan of the way you carry yourself.”
She then casually revealed that the first election she ever voted in was for Barack Obama. Which means Michelle has literally been an inspiration for Kylie since she was legally allowed to vote. Icon behavior.
Michelle Obama on Having More Kids: Hard Pass
At one point, the tables turned, and Michelle took a moment to express her admiration for Kylie’s superhuman ability to voluntarily create a fourth child.
“You’re doing it a fourth time. I just had to stop,” Michelle admitted. (Relatable Queen.)
Apparently, Barack once floated the idea of baby number three, and Michelle’s response was essentially:
“Sir, no. We are not rolling the dice again.”
She added, “You never know what you’re gonna get,” which sounds a lot like she was convinced the third child would come out with the energy of a Looney Tunes character and the stamina of a Tasmanian devil.
Kylie Kelce is out here raising a small army, Michelle Obama is still the GOAT, and Dana is somewhere in the comments, rethinking her choices.
