Kristin Davis just dropped a Hollywood bombshell, and it’s juicier than a Sex and the City brunch scene! Our girl, Charlotte York, has revealed on her new podcast, Are You a Charlotte?, that she once lent a “very successful” actor a cool $5,000, only for him to vanish faster than a cupcake at Carrie Bradshaw’s apartment.
The Setup: From Broke to Ghost
Picture this: Kristin, possibly in her Melrose Place days, dating an “out-of-work actor” who apparently lived on the brink of being featured in an infomercial about avoiding eviction. Not only did his mailbox look like a collection of Final Notice art pieces, but his motorcycle—a.k.a. his audition-mobile—was out of commission too.
Feeling like the patron saint of struggling actors, Kristin decided to step in. “I was like, ‘Can I lend you some money?’” she said, clearly unaware she was signing up for the Worst Investment of the Decade Awards.
$5,000 Later: Ghost Protocol Activated
Fast forward to after she generously handed over $5,000 (a hefty sum that could’ve bought a solid designer bag or 200 cups of coffee from Central Perk), the man pulled the ultimate disappearing act. Calls? Nonexistent. Texts? Crickets. Even his dog wasn’t answering.
Being the fearless woman she is, Kristin decided to take matters into her own hands. She stormed over to his apartment and gave his door a real New York City knock—the kind that says, “I’m not leaving without my money…or at least an awkward conversation.”
Through the door, she could hear his dog, a furry traitor she admittedly adored. But the man? Silent. Possibly pretending not to be home, possibly practicing for his future career in stealth roles. Later, he had the audacity to call and ask, “Were you banging on my door?” Kristin, channeling her inner Miranda, replied, “Well, yes. I was.”
Post-Ghosting Career Glow-Up
Kristin didn’t name names, but she let it slip that the guy is now wildly successful. (Hello, Hollywood guessing game!) Oh, and get this—he’s living in the countryside with his kids. So, basically, he’s out there milking cows or chopping wood, while Kristin’s still fabulous in the city, wondering if her $5,000 helped fund his first tractor.
Her final wish? Just a little acknowledgment. Maybe a text that says, “Thanks for keeping my lights on that one time,” or a Venmo request fulfilled, even 30 years later. But alas, in true Sex and the City fashion, it’s all just a fantasy.
Kristin, girl, you’ve been ghosted, but you’re still winning.