The Kardashian drama just hit a level that even Kris Jenner couldn’t keep up with! Picture this: Kourtney Kardashian, the queen of surprises, decided to drop the bombshell news of her pregnancy during Travis Barker’s Blink-182 concert. Cue Kris Jenner’s epic reaction – spoiler alert: it wasn’t a standing ovation.
In the latest episode of The Kardashians on Hulu, Khloe spilled the tea, revealing that Kris found out about the bun in Kourtney’s oven via the news. Classic Kris, waking up to Kourtney holding a sign that screamed “Travis, I’m Pregnant” on ABC News. If that doesn’t scream ‘Mother of the Year,’ what does?
Kris, still recovering from her morning shock, explained the chaotic scene, thinking she was being punk’d. Because obviously, in Kardashian land, nothing is official until Ashton Kutcher shows up. Kris mused, “Did someone put this up?” No, Kris, it’s not a prank – it’s just your daughter making a grand pregnancy announcement at a rock concert. Casual, right?
Khloe, ever the mediator, spilled the beans about Kris’s hurt feelings, and Kourtney’s excuse was a plot twist even M. Night Shyamalan wouldn’t see coming. Apparently, Kourtney “forgot” to invite the family to the concert. Oops! Kris, with the precision of a seasoned reality TV star, fired back, “She forgot she had a family. That’s what pregnancy brain does. It’s wild how that happens.” Who needs a memory when you’ve got a growing baby bump to steal the show?
In a classic Kardashian confessional, Kourtney justified her stealthy move, claiming she didn’t invite the fam because, well, it wasn’t about them. It was about her and Travis. A family drama level unlocked: “This is why I don’t invite you guys to stuff because it’s not about you.” Shots fired! Everything becomes a spectacle, complaints fly like confetti, and Kourtney is left wondering why she ever considered inviting them in the first place.
The Kardashian pregnancy announcement extravaganza, complete with forgetful moms, punk’d paranoia, and a dash of “It’s not about you.” Stay tuned for the next episode, where they probably announce a family vacation to the moon. Because when it comes to the Kardashians, nothing is too over-the-top, and the drama is always set to maximum volume!
