“I’m not running for Governor, I’m running from the Thetan trap, babes.” – probably Kamala
Vice President Kamala “She Woke Up” Harris just popped OFF on The Late Show and basically said: “I’m done with politics, I’m going full-blown intergalactic truth-seeker.” 👽✨
Kamala, looking like she just completed OT Level Infinity and got her aura steamed by Xenu himself, slid into Stephen Colbert’s studio like a glam political Jedi fresh off a PR audit. This was her first on-camera interview since the 2024 presidential whirlpool of chaos, and she did NOT come to play. Nope. She came to decompress.
And guess what? Homegirl is NOT running for Governor of California. Not now. Not tomorrow. Not even after a full-body E-meter reading.
“I just… I don’t want to go back into the system,” she said, blinking like she just saw the inside of a volcano.
Kamala went full anti-clingy ex with the American government, like:
“It’s not me, it’s the broken system. I’m healing. I’m doing a memoir. I’m traveling the country. I’m not begging for votes—I’m collecting vibes.”
We respect the vibe cleanse.
She then sprinkled a little bit of wholesome: shout-out to teachers, firefighters, police, nurses, and scientists (?!), like she was naming the hottest professions of 2002. But then went deep and real and raw, Scientology-style:
“Our democracy is fragile. Our systems aren’t strong enough to protect basic principles. I just can’t… for now.”
Sis said she’s stepping OUT of the simulation, not INTO Sacramento.
And don’t worry, Kamala didn’t say she’s done FOREVER. Just that she wants to listen to people, not use them (we see you, anti-transactional queen). She’s out here trying to Clear herself, not campaign. 💅📚
Also she’s dropping a memoir in September so prepare to scream, cry, and order a copy with express Galactic Priority Shipping.
So what’s next for Kamala?
A solo OT-8 mission to Big Sur?
A crystal tour with Willow Smith?
A docuseries with Leah Remini called “Vice President, Very Clear”?
TBD. But whatever dimension she lands in—we’re watching.
#KamalaGoesClear
#ThetanDetox2025
#Don’tVoteJustVibe
Watch the clip below, then immediately book your seat on the next Sea Org shuttle to Enlightenment. 🛸🧠📺
