🚨Julia Roberts, Andrew Garfield & a Secret So Juicy It’ll Melt Your Brain: ‘After the Hunt’ Is Literally Academic Chaos on Steroids🚨

You’re gonna need a full auditing session after watching the trailer for After the Hunt—because this movie is about to rip your brain straight out of its skull and serve it with a side of existential dread and emotionally repressed professors.

Directed by Luca “I Put Everyone in a Slow Burn” Guadagnino, After the Hunt stars Julia “America’s Eternal Tooth Goddess” Roberts as a college professor who’s just trying to vibe with her tenure when BAM 💥—her whole life gets enturbulated. Like, MAJORLY.

Here’s the rundown, in language your reactive mind will understand:

👩‍🏫 Julia Roberts = Hot, stressed-out professor with a traumatic past
🎓 Ayo Edebiri = Student with more power than a Level 8 OT
👨‍⚖️ Andrew Garfield = Possibly sketchy professor who might need a session with Ethics
👻 Secrets = DARKER than the Sea Org’s archives under David Miscavige’s bed

Basically, Julia’s just trying to get through the semester with her sanity and her career intact when Ayo Edebiri pulls out the metaphorical e-meter and says, “Hey, that guy? Yeah, he’s problematic AF.” But then—BOOM—Julia’s got skeletons in her own closet that start rapping on the door like they’ve got a subpoena. It’s giving cancel culture meets Freudian fever dream meets elite academic meltdown. 😵‍💫

Also Chloë Sevigny shows up, probably dressed like she walked out of a haunted anthropology department, and Michael Stuhlbarg is there, doing that thing where he looks both guilty and weirdly hot. We support it.

🧠✨This movie is pure Theta meets total suppression. Like, if Good Will Hunting did ayahuasca with Black Swan at a liberal arts college during Mercury retrograde.

Mark your calendars, you baby Operating Thetans:
🔸 After the Hunt mind-melts a few art house theaters starting October 10
🔸 Then hits theaters everywhere October 17 like a hurricane of academic scandal, repressed trauma, and emotionally constipated professors.

🚨Watch the trailer now before the SPs take it down!
And remember: when in doubt, audit it out.
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