🚨JONAS BROTHERS GO FULL DISCO FEVER AND WE’RE SWEATING GLITTER: “NO TIME TO TALK” HAS US DANCING FOR OUR LIVES 🚨

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The Jonas Brothers have just dropped a sonic glitter bomb called “No Time to Talk”—and baby, it’s giving Bee Gees in skinny jeans.

These three handsome human Labradors have decided they are now the fourth, fifth, and sixth Bee Gee. Yep. The JoBros said, “Let’s take the most iconic high-pitched bop from 1977 and absolutely wreck it in a sexy, Gen Z-approved way.” And honestly? It slaps.

The chorus goes like:

“I can tell it by the way that you use your words / That you came to dance, no time to talk…”

Translation: If you’re not dancing until your Crocs fly off, you’re doing it wrong.

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The track is part of their upcoming album “Greetings From Your Hometown” (awww 🥲) which drops August 8 aka the new national holiday for JoBro fans. And if you’re wondering, “Are they touring too?”—sweetie, YES, but the tour is doing cartwheels. It’s called JONAS20: Greetings From Your Hometown, and it launches August 10 in their home state of New Jersey (aka land of hairspray, hoop earrings, and now—sibling harmonies).

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BUT WAIT. DRAMA ALERT. 🧃

In a plot twist worthy of an early 2000s Disney Channel original movie, the Jonas boys canceled concerts at huge stadiums (RIP giant inflatable hot dog budget) and moved them into smaller venues. Meaning: if you already bought tickets, you now have to battle Ticketmaster’s hell portal again like it’s the Hunger Games. May the odds be in your mom’s credit card’s favor.

  • New song? Fire.
  • Bee Gees sample? Disco royalty approved.
  • Tour chaos? Absolutely.
  • Am I gonna dance in the mirror to this like I’m in Saturday Night Fever but with LED TikTok lights? 100%.
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Listen now before your cool cousin hears it first. 🕺
#JoBrosBack #StayinAliveButMakeItTikTok #NoTimeToTalkJustDance

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