JoJo Siwa — formerly known as the glitter cannon with legs and the queen of side ponies — just traded her rainbow war paint for full-blown Old Hollywood bombshell realness. And yes, we are officially spiraling.
The 22-year-old pop tornado behind “Karma” has gone full blonde bombshell in a TikTok that feels like Marilyn Monroe and Barbie had a baby at a drag brunch and named it Slayoncé. We’re talkin’ retro curls, vintage pearls, a red lip that could legally marry you in Vegas, and a blue crop top straight outta a 1950s soda shop fantasy.
And the reason for this interdimensional glow-up? Miss Siwa is covering “Bette Davis Eyes” — the 1981 classic by Kim Carnes that your mom probably slow-danced to while wearing shoulder pads and Aquanet. But don’t worry, JoJo isn’t gatekeeping. She literally begged her fans in the caption:
“Should I drop this on Spotify or nah???”
Girl. YES. Drop it like it’s hot and vintage.
The comment section is basically one giant glitter explosion of shock, awe, and slightly confused thirst.
JoJo has officially entered her “If Marilyn Monroe had TikTok and did crunches” era, and honestly? It’s working harder than our last three relationships combined.
Watch JoJo’s glam rebirth below and prepare your wigs for detachment. This is not a drill.
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@itsjojosiwa After performing this song live and then seeing the beautiful response to it, I decided to go record a studio vocal…. I’m undecided if I should release it on Spotify or not…. Would you want me to?!!!🤍 if you would, I’m thinking maybe end of this week?