The Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner saga has officially reached its grand finale! That’s right, after a whirlwind romance that started in 2016, and a wedding that had more drama than an episode of Game of Thrones, the curtain has officially closed on this once-beloved duo.
Let’s rewind, shall we? Joe and Sophie tied the knot in May 2019, because what better way to kick off a life of marital bliss than an impromptu Las Vegas wedding? Elvis was there, because of course he was. Then came their first little bundle of joy, Willa, in July 2020, followed by Delphine in the summer of 2022. They had enough chaos in their house to fuel a reality show. But alas, as with all good things, the Jonas-Turner fairy tale ended in September 2023. And now, it’s as official as Joe’s perfectly groomed eyebrows—the divorce papers have been signed.
So, what do we know? Well, according to the gossip gods at TMZ, the judge has signed off on the final decree. What exactly are the terms? Well, you’ll have to keep wondering because they’ve locked that away tighter than Fort Knox. All we know is it involved mediation, child custody, property settlements, and a whole lot of side-eye. Apparently, things got a bit “acrimonious,” which is just a fancy legal word for “lots of yelling, crying, and passive-aggressive texts.”
But don’t worry about Joe and Sophie—they’re both moving on faster than you can say “amicable co-parenting.” Sophie has swapped pop star drama for something even more exciting: British aristocracy. She’s now dating Peregrine Pearson, which sounds like a character from a Jane Austen novel. As for Joe? Well, he’s been busy too. He had a fling with model Stormi Bree (not to be confused with the other Stormi you’re thinking of), and now he’s reportedly wooing Lebanese actress Laila Abdallah.
The Jonas-Turner divorce is done, and the show goes on. Who knows what’s next? Maybe a sequel? Doubtful, but we’ll keep our eyes peeled for any new plot twists!
