Pedro Pascal Clone Snatches $50, Infinite Burritos, and Daddy Pedro’s Digital Blessing 😭🌯👯‍♂️

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We have a Pedro Pascal doppelgänger so convincing, even Pedro Pascal got confused and started crying emojis into the void.

New York City, aka the land of chaos and bagels, hosted a Pedro Pascal Lookalike Contest because apparently we as a society have evolved past normal hobbies. Over 30 men showed up thinking they had “Pedro energy,” but only ONE had enough Mandalorian magic to take the crown: George Gountas, a lighting designer with cheekbones that could slice time itself.

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Our guy George, 42, walked away with $50 (?! okay inflation) and a YEAR of free burritos from Son Del North, which honestly sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen: One man. One face. Infinite beans.

But the real jackpot? Pedro himself — yes, the Internet’s zaddy, protector of Grogu, and your ex’s fantasy — COMMENTED on George’s victory post with a crying and heart emoji. That’s like Beyoncé nodding at your karaoke version of “Halo.” It’s over. You win at life.

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“I look more like Pedro than I look like my own brother,” George told The Hollywood Reporter, which is both hilarious and possibly a family emergency.

So congrats to George for confusing the Internet and breaking the Pascal Matrix. What’s next — a “Daddy Pedro Multiverse” cinematic universe? Honestly, yes. Sign us up. We’re ready.

#PedroPascal #TwinsiesButMakeItSexy #BurritoKing 👑🌯🫠

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