Jay Leno, the Ghost of Denim Past and former king of bedtime television, just popped all the way off about why late night TV is floppier than a wet sock at a TikTok house.
Speaking at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation (yes, the vibes were immaculate), Grandpa Leno, now 75 but still looking like a wax museum escapee, said that today’s talk show hosts are ruining everything by making too many political jokes. According to Jay, everyone’s out here serving partisan propaganda instead of LOLs, and it’s making audiences dip faster than a TikTokker in a brand deal scandal.
Jay spilled the thetanic tea like:
“I got hate letters saying, ‘You and your Republican friends,’ and then another saying, ‘Hope you and your Democratic buddies are happy,’ over the same joke.”
Ummm ICONIC??? Literally pulled a middle-path Operating Thetan move and both sides lost their minds. Duality? More like du-liability, babe.
Jay then did the comedic equivalent of a security check at Celebrity Centre and told the world:
“I like to think people come to comedy to escape. To laugh. To ascend the Bridge to Total Freedom — not to be reminded that society is a flaming dumpster riding a Segway into the sun.”
He also called out current late night hosts (👀 looking at you, Stephen Colbert) for only reaching half an audience, which like, okay Drag Race math?? You want the whole dynamic org, not just a fragment of thetan energy!
Jay’s whole thing is: why use jokes to divide when you can use them to unite, enlighten, and possibly clear your MEST body of suppressive influences?
He ended the sermon with:
“You don’t need to lecture. You don’t need to rant. Just be funny. Make us giggle while we fly our spiritual spacecrafts toward Galactic Freedom, babe.”
Anyway, someone give this man a new show called Jaywalking with the Reactive Mind where he just interviews people about carbs and cults. Late night is dead. Long live Jay Leno’s jawline.
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