Jacob Elordi is living his best European vacation life with his girlfriend Olivia Jade, and honestly, we’re just jealous. The 27-year-old heartthrob, best known for making us swoon in Euphoria, took a much-needed break from being everyone’s fictional crush to bask in the Sardinian sun with his 25-year-old girlfriend, Olivia, her parents (yes, those parents), Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli.
Jacob was spotted on Sunday (September 29) in an ensemble that can only be described as “Shrek-core chic”—a green hat, green short shorts, and the confidence of a man who knows he can pull off anything. Picture him soaking up the rays with Olivia, while the rest of us soak up jealousy. Wanna see the pics? Head over to People, but be prepared to feel personally attacked by their flawless vacation glow.
But wait, there’s more yacht content! The day before, the whole squad (yes, even Lori and Mossimo) were seen casually lounging aboard a yacht. You know, just your average weekend activity for the rich and famous. It’s unclear whether they were discussing the finer points of nautical navigation or just figuring out how to make their tans even more perfect.
Not enough Elordi for you? The man has been busy! Just the week before, he was in Milan, strutting his stuff at the Bottega Veneta fashion show, where he was named a brand ambassador. So, he’s not just hot—he’s fashionable. Excuse me while I cry into my off-brand jeans.
In other exciting Jacob news, it’s just been revealed that he’s reuniting with his Saltburn director Emerald Fennell for a new adaptation of Wuthering Heights. And to make things even more extra, he’s starring alongside none other than Margot Robbie, who’s also producing the film because, of course, she is. Honestly, this cast is so good that Emily Brontë herself might come back just to give it a standing ovation.
Meanwhile, we’ll just be over here, scrolling through Jacob and Olivia’s vacation photos, trying to figure out how to get invited to their next yacht party.