Jennifer Lopez has officially packed up her Love Don’t Cost a Thing philosophy and dropped a casual $18 million on a new crib near Los Angeles. Because, you know, self-love does cost a thing—specifically, the price of a mansion with celebrity neighbors and an absurdly long driveway.
The 55-year-old superstar and her (ex)husband, Ben Affleck, had already put their shared home on the market back in July 2024, proving that even millionaires have to deal with Zillow listings and real estate agents aggressively calling at all hours. While Ben swiftly snagged himself a new place (probably with an underground Batcave), J.Lo took her sweet time, casually touring mansions before officially lawyering up and filing for divorce.
Now, after months of real estate browsing, she has finally picked her dream home, and let’s be honest—it’s probably the kind of place where the WiFi never lags, the fridge is always stocked with fresh organic produce, and the bathrooms are bigger than most people’s entire apartments.
Meanwhile, Ben has been busy giving interviews, including one in March 2024 where he discussed their breakup in the vaguest way possible. No juicy details, no tell-all memoir—just cryptic statements and the classic celebrity “mutual respect” narrative. And, of course, some much-needed damage control over that statement he made about J.Lo in her documentary.
Moral of the story? Love fades, but real estate is forever.
