In a twist nobody saw coming (except maybe her cat), Halle Berry is purr-ing her way back into the spotlight to discuss the one, the only, Catwoman. Yes, that Catwoman. The 2004 movie that clawed its way into our heartsโor at least into the litter box of cinematic history.
If youโve somehow managed to repress this memory, let me scratch the surface for you. Halle Berry, a 58-year-old Oscar-winning actress who can rock a leather suit like nobodyโs business, took over the role of Catwoman after legends like Michelle Pfeiffer left some pretty big paw prints to fill. Unfortunately, the movie didnโt exactly rake in the catnip. Instead of nine lives, it barely got one, flopping harder than a cat attempting to land on its feet after missing a jump.
To add insult to injury, Halle didnโt just walk away empty-handedโnope! She was โhonoredโ with the prestigious Razzie Award for Worst Actress. Ouch. But hey, at least sheโs an Oscar and Razzie winner. Thatโs versatility!
Fast forward to a recent episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on August 15, where Halle dropped a catnip bombshell. When asked what it would take for her to don the cat ears once more, Halle didnโt even hiss before responding: โMaybe, if I could direct it.โ
Thatโs right, guys. Halle Berry, Catwoman 2: Berryโs Revenge, with Halle not just in front of the camera, but behind it, too. Picture it now: a gritty reboot where Catwoman actually makes friends with the neighborhood strays, steals fish from the market, and directs her own action sequences. Hollywood, are you taking notes?
But letโs not cat-call Halle too quickly. Despite the original movie getting more scratches than purrs, Halle confessed that she โlovedโ the filmโbad reviews and all. It’s like loving a cat that constantly knocks over your favorite mug. You donโt know why, but you canโt help it.
Now, nearly 20 years later, the critics might still be licking their wounds, but Halleโs feeling pretty smug. Why? Because the kids have found it on the internet, and guess whatโthey love it. Thatโs right, the new generation of feline fanatics have finally given Catwoman the nine lives it deserves.
โWhat Iโm happy about isโฆ the children have found it now on the internet,โ Halle gushed. โThe kids love it. So itโs so vindicating because now theyโre saying, โItโs cool,โ and โWhat the heck was everybodyโs problem with it?โ So, Iโm like, โIโm so brat now.โโ
Halle Berry is ready to step into the directorโs chair, the kids are giving Catwoman the thumbs up (or should we say, paws up?), and somewhere, deep down, weโre all secretly hoping for a sequelโpreferably one that involves a little more catnip and a lot fewer bad reviews.