Fat Joe Has Lost 200 Pounds By Cutting Carbs And Using Ozempic

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Rapper Fat Joe is officially not All the Way Up anymore… at least not on the scale. The 54-year-old hip-hop legend has shed 200 pounds, and boy, he’s spilling the beans on his weight-loss secrets (except, spoiler: he doesn’t actually eat beans anymore).

In an interview with Us Weekly, the rapper shared that he’s been laying low on carbs like bread, pasta, and rice. Essentially, he canceled the Holy Trinity of Comfort Food, sending Italian grandmas everywhere into mourning. “We just try to eat everything with the least carbs possible,” Joe explained, probably side-eyeing a garlic breadstick with tears in his eyes. “So, we stay away from the bread, the pasta, the rice… you know, the stuff that makes life worth living.”

But wait—there’s more! Fat Joe didn’t just rely on willpower alone. He also brought in some pharmaceutical backup: Ozempic, the Type 2 diabetes medication-turned-Hollywood weight loss hack. Joe gave props to the drug for helping him curb his appetite, saying, “Ozempic says you may only have two pieces of your favorite stuff.” Sounds like a fair trade… until you realize that means two chips, not two pizzas.

And because he knows TMZ likes receipts, Joe made sure to let them know that his use of Ozempic wasn’t some diet-du-jour decision. “I’ve been diabetic since I was a teenager,” he told them. “Ozempic was just one of the tools I used.” Gotta respect the man for keeping it real and using every resource available—like a true legend.

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At this rate, if Fat Joe keeps this up, we might have to start calling him Fit Joe. But let’s be honest: regardless of size, Joe’s energy will always be XXL.

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