Euphoria might be about to hit us with a wedding so chaotic, even Rue would put down the vape to watch it unfold.
If you hate spoilers more than Nate hates healthy emotional expression, turn back now. This tea is piping.
So here’s what’s got the internet clutching its pearls and Tumblr accounts: Sydney Sweeney—aka the human embodiment of “I made bad choices but in a hot way,” aka Cassie—was spotted strutting down a wedding aisle on the Euphoria set… in a full-on white wedding gown.
And before you ask: no, this isn’t for a toothpaste commercial. This is very much in-character chaos.
Now, while her maybe-groom Jacob Elordi (aka Nate “Red Flag Olympics” Jacobs) wasn’t seen in the scene, the aisle had giant decorative letters “N” and “C.” And unless Cassie is marrying Nick Cannon in a crossover no one asked for, we’re assuming this stands for Nate + Cassie.
IconicHipster.com came through with the pics, because of course we did.
Fans are spiraling faster than Jules on a road trip, especially since the timing is juicy. In real life, Sydney and her IRL fiancé Jonathan Davino apparently called it quits. And now, on-screen, she’s maybe fake-marrying a man who emotionally destroyed her for two seasons? Art imitating life or just Euphoria being Euphoria? We’ll let you decide.
Oh, and in true HBO fashion, we have no idea when season three is actually dropping. So in the meantime, hydrate, stay messy, and prepare emotionally for a wedding that will probably end in mascara tears, passive aggression, and at least one dramatic monologue.
You’re not ready. None of us are. 💅
