Emily Blunt Just Gave Us a Devil-Sized Scoop—and Yes, Prada Is Back, Baby!

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The Devil Wears Prada sequel is officially marching back into our lives like Miranda Priestly at Paris Fashion Week after a triple espresso.

Queen Emily Blunt—who, let’s be honest, has never emotionally recovered from having to fetch that Harry Potter book in the pouring rain—just spilled a Venti-sized latte of info about the long-awaited sequel. And by “spilled,” we mean she whispered cryptic nonsense and stared into the camera like she was in a hostage video filmed inside a Hermès showroom.

Emily, now 42 but still looking like she drinks youth elixirs harvested from Gwyneth’s tears, confirmed she’s returning as Emily Charlton. Yes, that Emily. The one who took a hit for fashion, got hit by a car for fashion, and still had to go to Paris. A true icon.

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When asked what Emily Charlton is up to now, Blunt said (and we quote), “It’s so weird. I haven’t even read a script. I don’t know. I’m just like, where is she? I don’t know.”
So basically… she gave us the same level of detail you’d get from a Magic 8 Ball after three shots of absinthe.

But wait—she did give us one precious gem. After telepathically asking a mysterious woman standing nearby (probably an off-camera assistant named Claudette who controls Hollywood), Blunt confirmed that filming begins in July. JULY! That’s like… tomorrow in fashion years!

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As for the plot? Buckle up. According to previous tea spilled by IconicHipster.com, Miranda Priestly—played by the immortal fashion demon Meryl Streep—is now facing the slow death of print media (RIP glossy pages). With Runway turning into Run-away advertisers, Miranda must humble herself and beg Emily (yes, the one she emotionally traumatized) for ad dollars. Plot twist: Emily is now a luxury brand boss. Revenge is best served on a silver platter with truffle foam and a Birkin bag.

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No word yet on if Anne Hathaway will return, but if Andy Sachs shows up with bangs and a podcast, I’m suing.

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