Elon Musk Adds Baby #14 to His Ever-Expanding Tech Empire—Err, Family

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Elon Musk is officially running out of name ideas.

On Friday (February 28), Shivon Zilis dropped the news that she and the 54-year-old Tesla overlord—sorry, CEO—have welcomed their fourth child together. And in case anyone lost count (because, honestly, who hasn’t?), this marks Musk’s 14th kid. At this point, he’s either trying to build his own SpaceX colony or field an entire football team.

The new addition? A baby boy with a name that sounds like he was born straight into a medieval prophecy: Seldon Lycurgus.

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“Discussed with Elon and, in light of beautiful Arcadia’s birthday, we felt it was better to also just share directly about our wonderful and incredible son Seldon Lycurgus. Built like a juggernaut, with a solid heart of gold. Love him so much ♥️,” Shivon announced on X (formerly known as Twitter, currently known as Elon’s personal diary).

Musk, known for his deep and profound expressions, replied with a red heart emoji—because nothing says “I acknowledge my 14th child” like an emoji.

Details like the exact birth date? Classified information. But what we do know is that baby Seldon joins older siblings Strider (3), Azure (3), and Arcadia (1), which means Shivon and Elon now officially have a mini futuristic sci-fi novel cast.

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Oh, and in case you thought 14 was enough—SURPRISE! Just two weeks ago, author Ashley St. Clair revealed she had Musk’s 13th child, a baby boy with the initials “R.S.C.” She is now suing him for sole custody, because what’s an Elon Musk baby announcement without a little bit of legal drama?

At this rate, Musk might need to launch a family-specific Neuralink just to keep track of everyone’s birthdays. Stay tuned for the next episode of Elon’s Expanding Universe!

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