Dsquared2 just proved they don’t do normal. For their 30th anniversary, the brand threw a Milan Fashion Week party so extra, it made the Met Gala look like a PTA meeting.
Forget boring runways—this was a full-blown fashion rave with a touch of military drama (because why not?). The night kicked off with rap queen Doechii dramatically rolling onto the scene in an armored tank overflowing with dollar bills. Yes, an actual tank. Because stepping out of a limo is for amateurs.
Then came the parade of ridiculously good-looking people, featuring Tyson Beckford, Isabeli Fontana, Irina Shayk, Amelia Gray, Alex Consani, Alton Mason, Victor Perez, Bach, and NLE Choppa. Basically, if you weren’t genetically blessed, you weren’t invited.
But hold onto your couture hats—Naomi Campbell showed up like the fashion deity she is, storming the runway from a gritty New York warehouse backdrop labeled “Dsquared2 Bros Co.” She didn’t just walk—she floated, reminding the world that gravity simply does not apply to her.
And just when we thought the spectacle was over, in burst Brigitte Nielsen, dressed as a police officer, because apparently, fashion crimes had been committed. She playfully “arrested” Dsquared2’s dynamic duo, Dean and Dan Caten, but they promptly escaped custody (because duh, this isn’t an actual courtroom drama—it’s fashion). Their grand getaway? Launching into a wild afterparty featuring Doechii and JT, turning Milan into the most fashionable mosh pit ever.
Moral of the story: If you weren’t at Dsquared2’s 30th anniversary bash, you basically missed the party of the year. Better luck at their 40th—if they don’t take over the entire planet by then.
