Donna Kelce Goes Full Mom Mode, Roasts Travis and Jason Kelce’s Dating Lives Like It’s Her Job

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You think your mom’s embarrassing? Wait until you hear what Donna Kelce did. This NFL mom just rolled up to her sons’ podcast, New Heights, and unleashed the most savage mom commentary about their love lives—aka, lack thereof. Spoiler: no one was safe.

So here’s the scene: it’s almost Mother’s Day, and like the good mama’s boys they are, Jason and Travis Kelce invited Queen Donna onto their podcast. Cute, right? WRONG. Because she turned that mic into a flamethrower and started airing out their romantic histories like it was laundry day.

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Jason, sweet innocent Jason, thought he was being clever when he asked Donna if she’d ever disliked any of their exes.

Donna: “Jason, you didn’t really bring a lot of ladies home.”

Jason: “OKAY WOW MOM. GOT IT. THANKS.”

Donna basically said Jason’s love life was a ghost town. Population: 0. And Travis? Oh, he tried to dodge the incoming fire.

Travis: “What? I didn’t have any girlfriends!”

Donna: Proceeds to expose him anyway. “With Trav, I met one or two. But in college? Nothing. Nada. Zilch. You guys told me literally nothing.”

Jason and Travis: nervous laughter intensifies

Donna wasn’t done. She hit them with the final mom mic drop:
“You were too busy. Did you even have time to date? I don’t know. I assume you were out there… not getting any.”

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Jason, bless his honest little heart, said, “Oh, I had plenty of time. I was just… bad at it.”

Like, how bad?

“I had zero game and looked like an overweight Oompa Loompa,” Jason confessed, boldly dragging his former self back to the chocolate factory. “I was just really, *really* bad at talking to women.”

Donna, ever the supportive mom, said: “Well, you’ve changed, so that’s good.”

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Jason: “Have I, though?”
(Insert sad trombone noise here)

Important update: Jason is now married to the lovely Kylie Kelce and they’ve got four kids, so clearly someone found that Oompa Loompa charming. Travis, meanwhile, is currently dating actual global pop deity Taylor Swift—so the glow-up is real.

Moral of the story: Never bring your mom on your podcast unless you’re emotionally prepared to be absolutely roasted on-air.

Watch the full roast sesh, aka the Kelce family podcast episode, if you dare.

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