In today’s “celeb rumors that need to chill” news, our fave chaotic queen, Doja Cat, wants you to know: she’s not planning a wedding anytime soon. Yep, that’s right—despite the internet working overtime to plan her imaginary big day with Stranger Things heartthrob Joseph Quinn.
It all started when the 28-year-old “Say So” superstar casually flashed a ring during her performance at the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas. Cue the engagement freakout! Fans screamed, “OMG, she said YES!” like they’d already received their wedding invites. But plot twist—it turns out that shiny little number was just a fashion accessory, not a down payment on wedding bells.
“NO, I’m not engaged,” she declared, probably while rolling her eyes so hard they did a full 360. She also mentioned, “It’s just a David Yurman ring with no rocks in it.” Translation: it’s bougie, but don’t get it twisted. Then, she deleted the tweet because, well, Doja does what Doja wants.
But the rumor mill doesn’t care about facts! It keeps grinding away. This all started when Doja performed “Angora Hills” and cheekily waved her ringed-up hand. And with perfect comedic timing, she sang, “Rub it in their face, put a rock on her hand.” If this isn’t trolling at the highest level, I don’t know what is.
Now, if you’re wondering where all this engagement buzz originated, last month, Doja and Joseph were spotted in London packing on the PDA like two middle schoolers at the mall food court. They weren’t shy about it either, practically giving people a live rom-com to watch while they tried to eat their fish and chips.
So, no wedding invites are coming, but feel free to keep pretending you’re getting one! Maybe next time, Doja will “accidentally” flash a toaster oven and get people gossiping about her registry.
