Diddy’s Ex-Bodyguard Says Diddy And Cassie Always Fought When They Were “High”

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Sean “P. Diddy” Combs’ former bodyguard just can’t keep quiet about the alleged wild, wild west show that was Diddy’s relationship with Cassie. Sitting down for a heart-to-heart (or rather, a fist-to-face) with DJ Vlad, Roger Bonds let loose on the R&B singer’s ultimate comeback: smacking the hip-hop mogul right in the kisser.

So, picture this: they’re all crammed in a car when Diddy and Cassie decide it’s time for a verbal smackdown that quickly morphs into a physical one. Roger, our brave referee, played the ultimate game of musical chairs โ€“ Diddy in the front, Cassie in the back. But oh no, this wasn’t over. Cassie, channeling her inner Rocky, gave Diddy a taste of her right hook. “In my mind, I was cheering like it was the Super Bowl,” Roger revealed. “Finally, a plot twist!”

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When the chaos-mobile reached their Beverly Hills pad, Roger turned into a one-man SWAT team, yanking both out of the car. Puff gets a gentle nudge up the hill, only for Cassie to turn into a ninja and land a surprise kick. Roger, the unsung hero, grabbed Diddy again before he could go full Road Runner.

Apparently, these two lovebirds had a tradition of turning into WrestleMania contenders every time they got high. Roger reminisced, “They’d hibernate for days in a room, emerging like altered versions of themselves. Cassie would be all mute and meek, like she’d just watched a marathon of horror movies.”

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Diddy and Cassie were considerate combatants, mostly taking their battles away from prying eyes in the house. Roger claimed he’d seen Diddy clock Cassie right in the face, turning her into a bashful schoolgirl. “It was like she’d just spilled juice on her homework,” he mused. “And Puff? He’d wear this ‘Oops, I did it again’ face.”

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Jealousy was Diddy’s middle name. “If Cassie so much as blinked at another guy, it was fight night,” Roger dished. But Diddy eventually got self-conscious about Roger the peacekeeper always stepping in.

Fast forward to November 2023, Cassie slapped Diddy with a lawsuit from the heavyweight division, alleging a decade of abuse, violence, and even sex trafficking. The case was settled faster than you can say “Bad Boy for life,” but it opened the floodgates for other women to step forward with their own tales of woe.

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