WHEW. Somebody take DDG’s Wi-Fi away because he is wildin’ out on Twitch like it’s 2013 YouTube all over again. 💀
So here’s the tea hotter than a Popeyes biscuit with no drink: DDG, yes the vlogger turned rapper turned… futuristic baby scientist???, just told the ENTIRE INTERNET that if he wants another kid, he’s skipping the whole “fall in love, make a baby” situation and going full test-tube tycoon. 🍳🧬
In a livestream that had more chaos than your group chat at 2AM, DDG basically said:
> “If I’m 29 and busy being rich, I’ll just drop my little swimmers in a cup, grab an egg, toss it in a rental womb, and BOOM! Baby delivered in 9 months like a DoorDash order. It’s rich people science, babes.”
UM. WHAT. 💀💀💀
This insane declaration comes as DDG is knee-deep in a custody battle with his ex, the actual Disney Princess Halle Bailey, over their son Halo (who did NOT ask for any of this mess, FYI). Oh, and in case you didn’t know, Halle is currently in Italy serving Renaissance goddess while filming her new movie, not tuning into her ex’s Twitch streams from a Roman rooftop.
Now look. We’re not saying DDG’s new method sounds like something out of “Black Mirror: Baby Edition”…
But we ARE saying this is giving “Build-a-Baby Workshop™” energy, and the internet is spiraling.
Catch us watching from the sidelines with popcorn like: 🍿👀
“Not the ‘throw the egg in a body and cook it for 9 months’ method.”
#DDGWentThere #BuildABaby #HalleInItalyLivingHerBestLife 🍼👑🇮🇹
DDG explains why he wont be having a kid again the traditional way again stating that he will go through a fertility clinic next time 😳
Just so he can evade the Baby Mama drama… pic.twitter.com/GD7abdcjEx
— korza ✗ (@korzawyd) June 27, 2025
