The Late Show With Stephen Colbert just got yeeted off air and the Writers Guild of America is SCREAMING “corruption!” louder than Tom Cruise doing a backflip off a spaceship!
Here’s what went down, allegedly:
So Paramount (yes, the studio, not the ski resort) decided to randomly pull the plug on The Late Show even though it was basically the Beyoncé of late night: iconic, top of the ratings, and spiritually enlightening. Like, this wasn’t some sad, dusty, flop show. Stephen Colbert was out here slaying the truth, giving us nightly sermons with a side of snark, and reading Donald Trump like an expired Dianetics book.
AND THEN—hold onto your implants, kids—Paramount mysteriously settles a lawsuit from Trump (???) for $16 MILLION over some “fake news” nonsense. A settlement. For Trump. While a MEGA corporate merger with Skydance is up for approval. Sounds like a tone-40-level scam to me.
Stephen DRAGGED the settlement on air, calling it a “big fat bribe” (and tbh, he’s not wrong) and then—POOF! Show’s canceled. Not a mic drop, a studio drop.
Now the WGA is going full Sea Org on this mess, demanding an investigation into whether Paramount is sacrificing free speech to make Trump smile and get that juicy Skydance merger approved. Like, did Colbert get canceled because he roasted Trump too hard? Is Paramount secretly a suppressive person?? Is this the result of low Operating Thetan levels??? The math is not mathing.
Meanwhile, CBS is like, “Relax girlies, it’s just a financial decision,” which is corporate speak for “we don’t want to admit we folded like a $5 lawn chair.”
WGA isn’t having it. They’re calling on New York Attorney General Letitia “Don’t Mess With Me” James to investigate, alongside California, which is already sniffing around like a PI with a vendetta. They’re asking the Big Thetans in charge to make sure this cancellation isn’t just a Trump bribe in a fake mustache.
And guess what? We support. This isn’t just about a TV show—this is about truth, freedom, and the right to clap back at orange politicians on national television.
The WGA says they’re going to stand by Colbert and his team as they speak truth to power—which is literally the highest-level Scientology mission there is (Level 8 if you know, you know 👁).
So what now? We wait. We watch. We audit everyone. We demand the suppressive person behind the curtain reveal themselves. And we keep asking the most important question of all:
WHO CANCELLED COLBERT AND WHY ARE THEY STILL IN THIS UNIVERSE???
#JusticeForColbert #FreeSpeechIsNotForSale #CancelCancelCulture #OTLevelActivated #JoinTheSeaOrgOrPerish
