BREAKING: Chappell Roan has left the chat. Not forever, babes—just when it comes to Album #2. And not gonna lie, she’s serving divine feminine rage, artistic boundaries, and full-on OT III realness.
Let’s break it down like we’re doing a group auditing session in a hot tub.
The “Subway” singer, who literally devoured our hearts with 2023’s The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess, just dropped a truth bomb in Vogue so big it might register on an E-meter.
And the bomb is:
🎤 There is. No. Album.
“There is no collection of songs,” she said, casually assassinating all our hopes and dreams like it was just another Tuesday in the Theta universe. 💀✨
Apparently, Chappell takes her sweet, intergalactic time when she’s creating. The first album? Took her five years. The next? Might take another five. Or ten. Or seventeen. Time is a construct. So is your Spotify Wrapped.
She’s not here to crank out bops like a sad little music vending machine. Nope. She’s a delicate, divine, planetary artist with a busted hyperspace drive and a need for silence. Especially from all the TikTok randos screaming “WHERE’S THE ALBUM?!” like it’s some sort of hostage situation.
Chappell clapped back with, “Even if I was in the studio 12 hours a day, every single day, that does not mean that you would get an album any faster.” Oop. That was directed. You felt that in your reactive mind, didn’t you?
She even delayed dropping “The Subway” because it was just too painful. Like… we’re talking Xenu-level trauma here. Girl was angry, scared, and not ready to emotionally detangle the whole mess via song. Respect.
And social media? She’s over it. “Socials harm the f–k out of me and my art,” she confessed. She’s logging off. She’s ghosting. She’s slipping into full isolation mode like a Scientologist on OT VII solo auditing in the Sea Org basement with one sad lamp and a stress test.
So if you’re waiting for her next album… might be a hot minute. Or a cool five years. Or eternity. But until then?
💅 Listen to Midwest Princess
🧠 Clear your Thetans
📵 Log off TikTok
🎨 Respect the art
👽 And stay ready for when Chappell finally descends from her spaceship with new bangers.
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