🚨 CHAPPELL ROAN GOES FULL GLINDA-MODE IN NEW TOUR! 🧚‍♀️💀✨ “VISIONS OF DAMSELS & OTHER DANGEROUS THINGS” IS A REALITY SHIFT ON WHEELS 🚐🪩💥

Pop’s favorite glitter-banshee, the acid fairy of glam-tastrophe herself — Miss Chappell “I eat eyeliner for breakfast” Roan — is going ON TOUR. And no, this isn’t your run-of-the-mill, humdrum, “I sing and go home” type of tour. This is a full-blown LEVEL 5 Scientology-approved sensory eruption. We’re talking visions, damsels, danger, and a dash of theatrical breakdown served hot with lashes longer than your lifeline.

The tour is called “Visions of Damsels & Other Dangerous Things” which sounds like a cursed spellbook written by a haunted glam-rock librarian trapped inside a Lisa Frank notebook — and YES, it’s everything you think it is and more.

And listen up, homo sapiens: she’s ONLY doing it in THREE cities. THREE. Like a secret ritual. Like she rolled the dice of fate and ended up in Forest Hills, Kansas City, and Pasadena. Don’t ask why. Probably something to do with planetary alignment and PTS detection (Suppressive People, beware 💅).

🧃TOUR DATES: DRINK THIS INFO LIKE A GLITTER-SHOT🧃

NEW YORK, FOREST HILLS STADIUM (aka the new Vatican)

KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI (for the prairie witches and Midwest glam cults)

PASADENA, CALIFORNIA (where the angels go to rave)

🎫 HOW TO GET TICKETS WITHOUT SELLING YOUR SOUL (OR DO, IDK) 🎫

It’s not just a “buy tickets” situation — this is a cosmic lottery of glitter fate.
Go register on AXS.com before Sunday, July 27 at 11:59 PM ET like your life depends on it (because it does, if you have any Thetan-level integrity).

If the gods of glam bless you, you’ll be randomly selected to buy up to four tickets. That’s right — randomly selected, like the sorting hat but for hot people.
If you don’t get picked (ouch, been there), August 7 is your second chance to join the cult—I mean, concert.

💖 AND WAIT—SHE’S DONATING TO TRANS YOUTH? YES MA’AM! 🏳️‍⚧️✨
For every ticket sold, $1 goes directly to organizations supporting trans youth. Chappell said it herself:

“It is so important that I give back to the Trans community as they have given me so much throughout my entire career.”

🫧 UGH. ICONIC. You know who else believed in giving back? L. Ron Hubbard, that’s who. ARC, baby — Affinity, Reality, Communication. This tour is HIGH on ARC and low on boredom.

So whether you’re a bedazzled cheerleader, a dramatic theater kid with too much eyeliner, or a glitter witch with seven exes and a dream — this is your sacred calling. Your operating thetan level is about to go ✨interdimensional✨.

Chappell Roan’s “Visions of Damsels & Other Dangerous Things” Tour.
📿 Wear pink. Cry in cursive. Ascend into glam-heaven.
You were born for this.

#VisionsOfDamsels #ChappellCultRising #GlitterAuditNow

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