Celebrities
🚨 THEO HUXXXTABLE SWIMS INTO OT VIII — MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER DIES AT 54 IN SHOCK VACAY CHAOS 🚨
OMGGGGG 😭😭😭 not Theo Huxtable!!! Our childhood crush, sweater king, and low-key baddie of 'The Cosby Show' has tragically logged out of the simulation...
🚨WAIT, ARE ZOË KRAVITZ & AUSTIN BUTLER IN LOVE OR JUST IN THE SAME PHYSICAL UNIVERSE?!! A THETAN-INFUSED INVESTIGATION 🧠👀💥
So picture this: you're strolling through the reactive mind that is New York City, when BAM 💥—Austin “My Voice Is Still Elvis” Butler and...
🧁SELENA GOMEZ TURNS 33 AND LOSES HER MIND (IN A CUTE WAY) 🧁
“Love You Like a Love Song” but now with more cake and spiritual transcendence.
🚨DING DING DING it’s birthday o’clock and Selena Gomez is entering...
🚨SIA DITCHES THE CHANDELIER FOR HARRY JOWSEY?! HOLDING HANDS, HOT DINNERS & A WHOLE LOTTA CONFUSION 🚨
💥 SIA HAS OFFICIALLY ENTERED HER REALITY TV ERA. 💥
That’s right—49-year-old musical enigma, wig magician, and official Patron Saint of Emotional Bops, Sia Furler,...
🚨Wilmer Valderrama Summons a BABY Werewolf Into This Dimension and We Are HOWLING 🚨
Forget thetan levels, y’all—Wilmer just ascended to Dad Level 2.0 and this baby's got a whole lunar cycle in his name. IT’S GIVING CELESTIAL...
🚨Jessica Simpson Is SINGLE and Ready to Mingle—But ONLY If You’re Hot, Rich, and Probably a Thetan-Free OT Level 8 🚨
BYE ERIC! Jessica Simpson Just Unlocked a New Dating Era and She’s Not Swiping Left or Right—She’s Manifesting Through Space-Time.
Jessica Simpson, our 2000s Y2K...
🚨CHARLI XCX GETS WIFE’D UP IN A LONDON BRAT-ZILLA BLAST: AUDIT YOUR HEARTS, SHE’S MARRIED🚨
Our girl Charli XCX just secured a husband and leveled up into Operating Thetan: Wife Edition 💍✨
Yes, you read that correctly, my little glam-thetans...
🚨 HALSEY & AVAN JOGIA SWAP SALIVA ON DATE NIGHT: AUDIT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF 🚨
Halsey and Avan Jogia just caused a FULL BLOWN COSMIC COLLISION on the streets of Los Angeles. These two intergalactic hotties just got caught...
🚨PAUL WESLEY JUST GOT ENGAGED TO A SUPERMODEL AND WE’RE SCREAMING INTO THE VOID🚨
Stefan Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries just got ENGAGED and the Thetan levels are off. the. charts.
Yep, our 42-year-old forever-thirst-trap vampire Paul Wesley just...
🚨 Sara Foster Enters the Bezos-Sanchez Matrix and Lives to Tell the Tale (NDA-Free, Baby!) 🚨
Imagine being teleported to a billionaire's wedding on a private Scientology spaceship powered by espresso martinis and pure celebrity chaos. That’s basically what happened...
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