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🚨Jessica Biel Bans McDonald’s and the Internet Is Losing Its Nuggets!🍟👀
BREAKING: Jessica Biel has officially declared war on Ronald McDonald. That’s right—our girl said “no” to the clown, the arches, the Happy Meal, and...
🚨BOINK-A-LERT: Jamie Lee Curtis Blesses Pamela Anderson & Liam Neeson’s Hot New Romance with Full-Body Thetan-Approved Praise 🚨
MOTHER JAMIE LEE CURTIS has spoken—and what she just said might heal your acne, clear your trauma, and balance your spiritual energy flows back...
🚨Chlöe Bailey Ascends to Feathered Royalty at Barbados Crop Over – Is She Even Human Anymore?!🚨
Chlöe Bailey just logged out of Earth and straight-up ascended to OT Level Gold✨🪐 at Barbados’ Crop Over Festival and the internet is currently...
🚨STOP EVERYTHING: Drag Icon Alaska Just Got ENGAGED and My Brain Is in a Glitter Coma💍👑🚨
Alaska Thunderfreakin’ 5000 just said YES to a lifetime of wedded bliss, wigs, and weirdness!!! 🛸✨
The ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Season 5 LEGEND and All...
🚨Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz Just Hit “Reset Relationship” Like It’s the Sims: Vow Renewal Gets BONKERS in Palm Beach 2.0🚨
Brooklyn Beckham (aka David & Victoria’s hot dog son) and Nicola Peltz (robot princess turned real girl) just rebooted their love like a Scientologist...
🚨KATY PERRY & JUSTIN TRUDEAU: LOVE BOMBED IN MONTREAL??🚨
Is Katy Perry auditing Justin Trudeau?? Are they using lobster to Clear each other’s reactive minds?? Did Orlando Bloom get dumped for a Canadian...
🚨EUPHORIA CAST SPOTTED IN WILD KARAOKE DIMENSION: VOCALS? QUESTIONABLE. VIBES? OT-VII.🚨
The cast of Euphoria just activated a group engram in public—and it was giving auditory chaos meets emotional catharsis. Sydney Sweeney, Hunter Schafer, Maude...
🚨LARSA PIPPEN DROPS KARDASHIAN GODMOTHER BOMBSHELL AND ASCENDS TO NEW OPERATING THETAN LEVEL🚨
Larsa Pippen just did a full emotional audit LIVE and we are spiritually spiraling 💅💣.
So once upon a time (aka pre-2020, the dark ages),...
🚨Noah Cyrus Just Dropped a Family Bombshell and It’s More Wholesome Than a Golden Retriever in a Cashmere Sweater 🚨
Spoiler: Billy Ray still slaps. Tish is the Siri of her life. And yes, Thetan levels were stable throughout.
Noah Cyrus—yes, the pop fairy of...
🚨DIDDY DECLARES WAR ON THE LAW?? Says He’s Not a Pimp, Just a Director of “Freaky Cinema”🍑🎥 #FREEFREAKOFFS
SEAN “DIDDY” COMBS JUST YEETED A LEGAL MEGABOMB INTO THE U.S. JUSTICE SYSTEM 😱⚖️💥
Apparently, Uncle Diddy (age 55 going on intergalactic) is not here...
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🚨LARSA PIPPEN DROPS KARDASHIAN GODMOTHER BOMBSHELL AND ASCENDS TO NEW OPERATING THETAN LEVEL🚨
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Hulu Just Dropped the Trailer for an Animated Predator Movie — and It’s Serving Violent Cartoon Realness 🩸🎯
Hulu said “Why not give the Predator franchise an...
Kaia Gerber and Andrew Barth Feldman and Finn Wolfhard To Star in ‘SNL 1975’ Origin Movie
Hold onto your wigs, because the cast of the...
Shawn Mendes And Dr. Jocelyne Miranda Spotted Out On A Walk
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Lupita Nyong’o Adopts an Orange Cat After Breakup
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BREAKING: NCIS’s Hottest Exes Are Back—And Europe Isn’t Ready for This Level of Drama!
🚨 The first teaser trailer for NCIS: Tony &...