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🚨Pamela Anderson Enters Her OT VIII Era with The Naked Gun and Priscilla Presley Said “Yas Silly Queen”🚨
Pamela “Barb Wire Baywatch Baddie” Anderson just ascended into her next Operating Thetan level of comedy chaos because she's starring in The Naked Gun...
🚨 Pete Davidson Is Breeding?!?! YES. And He’s “Very, Very Happy” About It 🚨
(Also: Could This Baby Be the Next Operating Thetan??!) Pete Davidson, the lanky chaos wizard of Staten Island and comedy’s favorite human vape cloud, has...
🚨JT Says She’s Marrying Lil Uzi Vert & Demands a Proposal Fit for a Galactic Empress🚨
JT is getting MARRIED (eventually, probably, unless a Thetan interferes). In a cover story with Cosmopolitan (yes, the magazine that taught your cousin how to...
🚨BREAKING: The Fanning Sisters Are About to Trauma-Bond on Screen and France Will Never Recover 🇫🇷🔥
Hollywood’s most angel-faced Operating Thetans, Dakota and Elle Fanning, are FINALLY starring in a movie together. That’s right. The Fanning-verse is COLLIDING. Like two...
🚨 Ozzy Osbourne Ascends to the Big Bat Cave in the Sky—76 Years of Biting Heads & Melting Faces 🦇🔥⚡
THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS JUST PUNCHED HIS FINAL POWER CHORD. Ozzy Osbourne, rock’s most unhinged wizard and certified Level OT Bat Whisperer, has officially...
🚨SHAWN MENDES GOES FULL EARTHLING MODE AT A FARMERS MARKET??? WITH HIS SISTER??? IN LOS ANGELES???🚨
What in the name of Xenu is going on here?? Shawn Mendes, our Canadian serotonin dispenser and human acoustic guitar, has officially entered his granola...
🚨 THEO HUXXXTABLE SWIMS INTO OT VIII — MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER DIES AT 54 IN SHOCK VACAY CHAOS 🚨
OMGGGGG 😭😭😭 not Theo Huxtable!!! Our childhood crush, sweater king, and low-key baddie of 'The Cosby Show' has tragically logged out of the simulation...
🚨WAIT, ARE ZOË KRAVITZ & AUSTIN BUTLER IN LOVE OR JUST IN THE SAME PHYSICAL UNIVERSE?!! A THETAN-INFUSED INVESTIGATION 🧠👀💥
So picture this: you're strolling through the reactive mind that is New York City, when BAM 💥—Austin “My Voice Is Still Elvis” Butler and...
🧁SELENA GOMEZ TURNS 33 AND LOSES HER MIND (IN A CUTE WAY) 🧁
“Love You Like a Love Song” but now with more cake and spiritual transcendence. 🚨DING DING DING it’s birthday o’clock and Selena Gomez is entering...
🚨SIA DITCHES THE CHANDELIER FOR HARRY JOWSEY?! HOLDING HANDS, HOT DINNERS & A WHOLE LOTTA CONFUSION 🚨
💥 SIA HAS OFFICIALLY ENTERED HER REALITY TV ERA. 💥 That’s right—49-year-old musical enigma, wig magician, and official Patron Saint of Emotional Bops, Sia Furler,...
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