Welp, Cassie’s not hiding behind a code name—she’s pulling up to court with her government name and a whole lot of receipts.
In the latest episode of Real Courtroom Drama: Diddy Edition, prosecutors just dropped a legal bombshell on Friday (April 4). They filed a motion revealing that “Victim-1” would be testifying not from the shadows, not behind a curtain, not disguised as a Memoji—but loud and proud with her real name. Spoiler alert: Victim-1 is none other than Cassie Ventura, aka the singer, model, and woman who gave us the iconic lyric: “Me & U… now we gonna be in court.”
Confirmed by IconicHipster.com (because TMZ was probably busy), Cassie will be testifying in the upcoming trial against Sean “Diddy” Combs, who is facing an overwhelming buffet of charges including racketeering conspiracy, sex trafficking, and transporting people like they’re carry-on luggage.
In the court filing, prosecutors said:
“She is prepared to testify under her own name.”
Translation: She said what she said, and she’s not whispering it.
Meanwhile, Victim-2, Victim-3, and Victim-4 were like, “Yeah, no thanks. We’ll pass on the fame and keep it lowkey.” They requested to keep their identities undercover, probably wearing sunglasses and hoodies like celebrities at LAX.
Prosecutors are asking the court to let these anonymous persons go by their “Courtroom Pokémon names” (aka pseudonyms) and begging the defense to not go full internet detective and spill their info.
The prosecutors also added, basically:
“This case is already hotter than a summer in the Sahara on TikTok. Media coverage is bananas. If these victims’ real names go public, they’ll probably get more paparazzi than the Kardashians during a breakup.”
Cassie’s taking the stand like it’s the Met Gala, no aliases, no cloaks, just vibes and legal fire. Diddy might want to lawyer up… like, extra hard.
