Bruno Mars and Sexyy Red just unleashed their wild new collab, “Fat Juicy & Wet.” Yeah, you heard that title right—don’t overthink it.
The 39-year-old master of smooth jams and the 26-year-old queen of unapologetic bangers have been teasing us all week like it’s a game of musical foreplay, finally dropping the track at midnight on Friday (January 24). Fans? Simultaneously losing it.
Now, while the song itself is strictly a Bruno-and-Sexyy operation (because apparently, two icons are plenty), the music video takes things to another galaxy of chaos. Lady Gaga and BLACKPINK’s ROSÉ pop up halfway through to remind us they exist—because why not? Gaga’s rocking a dress made entirely of bubble wrap (eco-conscious queen!), and ROSÉ is casually roller-skating through a rainstorm of glitter. Subtle cameos, obviously.
This collaboration follows Bruno and Gaga’s chart-smashing “Die With a Smile” (dark title, fire beat) and his and ROSÉ’s “APT.” (which, let’s be honest, probably stands for “Absolutely Perfect Tune”). Between these hits, Bruno’s been chilling on Billboard’s global 200 chart for a casual 19 weeks at No. 1. That’s more than some people’s gym memberships last.
Oh, and if you thought “Die With a Smile” was just a passing bop, think again. It’s snagged multiple Grammy nominations for 2025. Expect Gaga to roll up to the awards show in an outfit that doubles as a snack dispenser.
But back to “Fat Juicy & Wet”—the music video is directed by Bruno himself and Daniel Ramos, proving once again that Bruno Mars isn’t just a musician. He’s a walking, singing, meme-creating machine.
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your popcorn, press play, and prepare to feel things you didn’t know music videos could make you feel. Watch it here before someone inevitably tries to explain the title to their grandma.