Brooklyn Beckham, aka the Beckham family’s eldest heir and full-time husband to Nicola Peltz, just hit Instagram with a post that screamed, “I choose my wife over literally everyone else, thanks!” And yes, the internet noticed.
In the video? Brooklyn and Nicola riding off into the sunset on a motorcycle like a rom-com reboot starring two people who have zero intention of attending family functions. But the real drama was in the caption, which was basically a love letter dipped in drama and deep-fried in passive-aggression.
“My whole world x I will love you forever x I always choose you baby x you’re the most amazing person i know xx me and you forever baby ❤️❤️”
Translation: “Sorry Mum, sorry Dad, but I’m Team Nicola until further notice. Don’t text.”
Let’s rewind for context: Earlier this month, Brooklyn and Nicola mysteriously ghosted David Beckham’s 50th birthday extravaganza — an event so star-studded it probably needed its own galaxy. Everyone who’s anyone was there… except the Beckhams’ most Instagrammable couple. Apparently, they opted for a more intimate get-together with the fam. AKA, a family FaceTime and maybe a DoorDash order.
Insiders claim David and Victoria weren’t thrilled, and Victoria may have even muttered something along the lines of, “This better not turn into a Prince Harry situation.” Which is rich coming from Posh Spice but also… fair. No one wants their son to go full Montecito.
The last time Brooklyn and Nicola were spotted doing the whole “family unity” thing was at Victoria’s Paris Fashion Week show back in September 2024. And let’s be honest — that was probably more about couture and less about kumbaya.
Anyway, for now, Brooklyn seems to be living his best “ride or die with my billionaire wife” life. And the rest of us? We’re just here for the drama, the unfollows, and the *possible* Netflix docuseries called “Brooklyn & Nicola: Love in the Time of Tension.”
Stay tuned, babes. This Beckham family saga is serving Royal Family but make it influencer edition.