Brittany Cartwright is reacting to the latest plot twist in the Jax Taylor Cinematic Universe—his shocking revelation that he had a long-term relationship with cocaine.
The 36-year-old reality star took a moment to process after her 45-year-old ex-boyfriend (and human red flag factory) declared to the world on Tuesday (March 4) that he’s been wrestling with substance issues—primarily with cocaine—for the past two decades. But don’t worry, folks, he’s now 83 days sober and counting! 🎉 (cue golf clap)
Brittany’s Reaction? A Strong “Hmmm…”
“I’m glad that he finally admitted to what was really going on,” Brittany shared in a statement, probably while aggressively stirring her coffee and shaking her head.
“For the first time, I can speak openly about the absolute circus-level chaos this man has inflicted upon our family over the years,” she continued. (Translation: I’ve been holding back, but now? Gloves. Are. Off.)
She added, “I’ve tried desperately to help him, but Jax Taylor listening to advice is like trying to teach a cat to do your taxes—impossible. I pray that one day he actually commits to beating this addiction, but let’s just say my faith in him is about as strong as a wet paper towel.”
Trust Issues? You Bet.
“I’m just trying to survive this mess for my son and me,” Brittany admitted. “Every day is a challenge, mostly because Jax continues to act like Jax. He’s done an Olympic-level amount of damage, and my trust in him is currently in the negatives.”
But, ever the optimist (or maybe just exhausted), she finished with: “I hope that one day he’ll get it together and become a better person for his son. But, uh… we’ll see.”
If you want the unedited tea, Brittany plans to spill it all on her podcast, When Reality Hits, airing Friday (March 7). Grab your popcorn. 🍿
