Welp, grab your popcorn and brace yourselves because Brittany Cartwright just graded Jax Taylor’s extracurricular activities — and let’s just say he won’t be getting a gold star anytime soon.
While stopping by Watch What Happens Live! (aka the confessional booth of Bravo-lebrities), Brittany — the Southern belle of The Valley and Vanderpump Rules — was asked to rate her ex-husband Jax Taylor’s bedroom game. And whew, she did not sugarcoat it. This was less “constructive feedback” and more “public Yelp review.”
She started sweet (for like five seconds), saying, “Oh, Lord. There were times when he was about a 7 or an 8…”
Cue the optimism. Maybe Jax was secretly a bedroom ninja?
Narrator: He was not.
Brittany swiftly added, “Majority of the time, no stamina, no nothing.” 😬
Even Andy Cohen winced like he just bit into a lemon full of regret.
Final grade? “I’d say a 2 or 3,” Brittany declared, like she was announcing the winners of a sad, sexy spelling bee.
Two. Or. Three. Out of ten. That’s not even enough for a passing grade in gym class.
And when asked about their current relationship status?
“Still not great,” Brittany replied, before delivering this Hallmark-card-from-hell:
“His personality is still very much a Jax Taylor personality.”
Translation: he’s still Jax-ing it up, and not in a good way.
Watch the full moment in the video below and prepare to clutch your pearls (or your remote).
Brittany Cartwright candidly rates Jax Taylor's skills in the bedroom #TheValley #WWHL pic.twitter.com/LJs4SThvr2
— Watch What Happens Live! (@BravoWWHL) April 30, 2025
