Brittany Cartwright Gives Jax Taylor’s Bedroom Skills a Report Card — and It’s Not Honor Roll Material (Video)

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Welp, grab your popcorn and brace yourselves because Brittany Cartwright just graded Jax Taylor’s extracurricular activities — and let’s just say he won’t be getting a gold star anytime soon.

While stopping by Watch What Happens Live! (aka the confessional booth of Bravo-lebrities), Brittany — the Southern belle of The Valley and Vanderpump Rules — was asked to rate her ex-husband Jax Taylor’s bedroom game. And whew, she did not sugarcoat it. This was less “constructive feedback” and more “public Yelp review.”

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She started sweet (for like five seconds), saying, “Oh, Lord. There were times when he was about a 7 or an 8…”
Cue the optimism. Maybe Jax was secretly a bedroom ninja?

Narrator: He was not.

Brittany swiftly added, “Majority of the time, no stamina, no nothing.” 😬
Even Andy Cohen winced like he just bit into a lemon full of regret.

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Final grade? “I’d say a 2 or 3,” Brittany declared, like she was announcing the winners of a sad, sexy spelling bee.
Two. Or. Three. Out of ten. That’s not even enough for a passing grade in gym class.

And when asked about their current relationship status?
“Still not great,” Brittany replied, before delivering this Hallmark-card-from-hell:
“His personality is still very much a Jax Taylor personality.”

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Translation: he’s still Jax-ing it up, and not in a good way.

Watch the full moment in the video below and prepare to clutch your pearls (or your remote).

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