Britney Spears has entered the chat with her very Britney take on the 2024 MTV VMAs — specifically, Sabrina Carpenter’s out-of-this-world (literally) performance.
So, Sabrina Carpenter is doing her thing at the VMAs, belting out a tune called “Please Please Please,” when all of a sudden, she’s gently lowered from the heavens like some kind of pop music angel. And just when we thought things couldn’t get weirder, bam — Britney’s classic “Oops!… I Did It Again” monologue from 2000 starts playing. You know, that iconic bit where she casually rejects a guy’s gift of a giant hunk of space jewelry? Because, priorities.
But wait, it gets weirder. Sabrina lands, discovers an astronaut — naturally — and then, boom, there’s an alien. And Sabrina doesn’t just find the alien. Oh no, she decides the VMAs are the perfect time and place to make out with said alien. Meanwhile, a whole squad of dancing astronauts are busting moves like they’re on Mars. Are we still at the VMAs, or did we wander into a NASA rave?
Enter Britney. Our beloved “Work Bitch” legend didn’t watch the VMAs live — because, let’s be real, who needs to do that when you’ve got YouTube on your phone? But Brit did catch some clips. And her first thought? “Why is she kissing an alien on stage?” Like, forget the music, forget the dancing astronauts — Britney’s priorities are where they should be.
Now, in classic Britney fashion, she’s all love for Sabrina. She “adores her” and “loves her to death,” but also… she’s confused. Like, deeply confused. Why not kiss a girl? That would’ve made more sense, apparently. But nope, instead, Sabrina’s making out with E.T., and Britney’s like, “Yeah, this is getting weird, even for me.”
And then, to cope with the whole space love fest, what does Britney do? She takes a bath. Not just any bath, mind you — a really long bath. The kind of bath you take when life is throwing too many aliens at you, and you just need to soak it all away. We’ve all been there.
But that’s not the end of Britney’s wisdom. No, she’s also super into coloring right now. Yeah, you heard that right. While the world is melting down over alien kisses, Britney’s chilling with some coloring books, tracing lines like it’s the new yoga. And honestly? We’re here for it.
And, just to top it off, Britney shares the adorable fact that Sabrina said her name on the red carpet, and she was like, “Oh yeah, I am famous!” As if she needed reminding! But hey, when you’re busy coloring inside the lines and taking epic baths, sometimes you forget you’re a global icon.
Britney’s hot take on the VMAs: aliens, astronauts, and an existential bath. Bless.
