Brianna Chickenfry (yes, that’s her actual name and yes, she’s iconic) just cracked open the messiest piñata about her breakup with country boy Zach Bryan — and it’s raining pure, chaotic drama.
In case you missed it, Brianna, 25, and Zach, 29, broke up last fall after about a year of dating, loving, and probably arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste. Since then, things have gone full soap opera mode. We’re talking accusations of being “toxic, awful, horrible” (which sounds like the world’s worst Yelp review), alleged abuse, and even claims that Zach made his exes sign NDAs like he was running the CIA.
But wait, it gets juicier. 🍑
On the Casual Chaos podcast with Gia Giudice (yes, THAT Gia from Real Housewives lore), Brianna dropped bombs like she was a Sims character removing the pool ladder. She said Zach’s team tried to keep her from speaking out by — I kid you not — hiring bots to spam her socials.
“Yeah, they hired bots to like spam all of my sh-t, and they hired people,” Brianna said, probably sipping an iced coffee like it was tea. 🫖
Apparently, Zach’s team was working harder than Kris Jenner managing a scandal. Brianna compared it to Francesca Farago’s experience (you know, Francesca from Too Hot to Handle — queen of reality TV chaos), saying they tried to PAY people to post hate about her.
Oh, but it gets even messier.
Turns out, Brianna had a mole inside the Zach Bryan Operation™ — someone on his team who liked her way more than they liked him. (Honestly, relatable. Who wouldn’t like a girl named Chickenfry?) This double agent was secretly slipping Brianna the hottest insider tea like it was Mission Impossible: Country Boy Edition.
“I couldn’t believe the lengths they were going behind the scenes,” Brianna said, before adding that in public they were acting like chill little angels. 🕊️
She warned everyone that when you see mass hate on social media (hi, Hailey Bieber’s mentions), it’s often a setup — like a dark magic wind tunnel of manufactured rage. Basically, people are getting paid to be internet trolls. (Plot twist: the call is coming from inside the house.)
In even more peak oversharing (bless her), Brianna also admitted she recently ghosted someone and felt kinda bad about it (keyword: kinda), AND she talked about how the BFFs podcast hits different now that Dave Portnoy isn’t hovering around like the boss at a weird startup.
Basically:
✅ She got harassed by bots
✅ She had a secret informant
✅ She’s casually exposing the weird underbelly of celebrity PR
✅ She’s still hilarious and chaotic and we love her for it
Somewhere out there, Zach Bryan is probably strumming a sad song on a guitar made of NDAs. 🎸
