Okay. Pause your scrolling. Put your phone down (actually don’t). Because Mother just bought the biggest friendship bracelet in the entire known universe. Like, literally. It’s the size of a space worm from Dune.
During her Eras Tour stop in New Orleans, a MASSIVE 140-foot-long, 7-foot-tall inflatable friendship bracelet was casually hanging out on the Caesars Superdome like it owned the place—and now it actually kinda does, because Taylor Swift’s company Firefly Entertainments Inc. just dropped $13,000 on it. Yup. Thirteen. Thousand. Dollars. For a bracelet. That you cannot even wear. Because it is BIGGER THAN A SCHOOL BUS.
Apparently, Firefly (aka TayTay’s real-life version of Men in Black) is now responsible for picking up and shipping this rubbery behemoth. Imagine opening your front door to find that thing in your driveway. Someone’s HOA is about to file a complaint. 💀
The bracelet was dreamed up by New Orleans marketing genius Abby Jones and brought to life by artist Shawn Kolodny (who was clearly like, “Let’s make this inflatable so large it blocks out the sun”). The bracelet went viral, traveled city to city, and collected more awards than Zendaya during Euphoria season one.
Even Taylor herself shouted it out during her shows in NOLA. So now, naturally, she owns it. Duh.
Let’s be real—if Taylor Swift wants a giant friendship bracelet, Taylor Swift gets a giant friendship bracelet. The rest of us? We get the little ones from Claire’s and pray they don’t snap after 3 wears.
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