🚨BREAKING: Lauren Sanchez Spotted Having a “Hot People Power Dinner” Without Jeff Bezos—And Yes, Leo DiCaprio Was There Too🚨

Okay, imagine assembling the Avengers—but instead of saving the world, they’re just gossiping over truffle fries in Paris. That’s exactly what went down when Lauren “Jetpack Wife” Sanchez rolled up to a fancy AF dinner at Lapérouse in Paris, dripping in red latex like she just came from hosting the Hunger Games and the Met Gala.

Joining her at this ultra-exclusive clout feast? Oh, just Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, and his model girlfriend Valeria Nicov (who probably drinks moonlight), along with the Nader sisters (Brooks and Sarah Jane, who sound like they should be on “Selling Sunset: Versailles Edition”), and India’s glam queen billionaire Natasha Poonawalla, who might’ve arrived on a Pegasus. We’re checking.

Notably MIA: Jeff Bezos, aka Lauren’s freshly minted husband and part-time space cowboy, who was probably busy launching a new moon or something.

ICYMI, Lauren and Jeff tied the knot literally 10 days ago in Venice, Italy, in a wedding that cost a casual $46.5 to $55.6 million (which is what Jeff tips Uber Eats drivers, tbh). The ceremony was held on an island that sounds fake but is definitely real: San Giorgio Maggiore, which sounds like a pasta but is a VIBE.

Anyway, the latex, the Leo, the luxury… this dinner was basically the Met Gala but with bread baskets.

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